this joke aint originally mine. they are from robby. they were too funny so i decided to repost them for all to see.



Three women were about to be executed. One was a
brunette, one a redhead, and the other a blonde.

The guard brought the first woman, the brunette,
forward and the executioner asked if she had any
last requests. She said no and the executioner
shouted, Ready, Aim, !! and suddenly the
brunette yelled, "Earthquake!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped. So they brought up the redhead and asked
if she had any last requests. She said no, and the
executioner shouted, Ready, Aim, !! and
suddenly the redhead yelled, "Tornado!"

Everyone was startled and looked around. She
escaped. Well, by now, the blonde had it all
figured out. They brought her forward and the
executioner asked if she had any last requests.
She said no and the executioner shouted,
Ready, Aim, !! and the blonde yelled,"Fire!"



At a local college dance, a guy from America asked
the girl from Sweden to dance.

While they were dancing, he gives her a little
squeeze, and says, "In America, we call this
a hug". She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it
a hug too."

A little later, he gives her a peck on the cheek,
and says, "In America, we call this a kiss".
She replies, "Yaah, in Sveden, we call it a kiss
too."

Towards the end of the night, and a lot of drinks
later, he takes her out on the campus lawn, and
proceeds to have sex with her, and says,
"In America, we call this a grass sandwich".
She says, "Yaaah in Sveden, we call it a grass
sandwich too, but we usually put more meat in it."
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(4)
Q. If your dog is barking at the back door and
your wife is yelling at the front door, who do
you let in first?

A. The dog of course, at least he'll shut up
after you let him in.
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A serviceman was shot down in the desert and
captured by the enemy. They took him to the local
shah who said 'I will set you free if you can
accomplish three things.

See those three tents? There is a sumo wrestler
in the first tent. If you can defeat him, you
can go on to the second tent. In the second tent,
there is an elephant with an impacted wisdom
tooth. Solve his problem and you can go on to the
third tent. In the third tent, there is a
nymphomaniac. If you can satisfy her, then I
will set you free.'

The serviceman went into the first tent with the
sumo wrestler. There were a lot of grunts and
yelling. The tent was flapping in and out.
Finally, the serviceman emerged, totally beaten
up, dirty and bloody, but victorious.

He was taken to the second tent with the elephant
inside. Again, there were grunts and squeals and
screams, with the tent sides flapping in and out.
Finally, the serviceman emerged, even dirtier and
bloodier, but victorious.

'Okay, now where's that lady with the impacted
tooth?' he said.
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A woman is in bed with her lover who also happens
to be her husband's best friend. They make love
for hours, and afterwards, while they're just
laying there, the phone rings. Since it is the
woman's house, she picks up the receiver.

Her lover looks over at her and listens, only
hearing her side of the conversation, (She is
speaking in a cheery voice)

"Hello? Oh, hi. I'm so glad that you called.
Really? That's wonderful. I am so happy for you.
That sounds terrific. Great! Thanks. Okay. Bye."

She hangs up the telephone and her lover asks,
"Who was that?"

"Oh" she replies, "That was my husband telling me
all about the wonderful time he's having on his
fishing trip with you."

nice one

#4 , love it, really funny
#5, if what im thinking really happened then im shocked, phew
#6, didint get the funny part

everything was funny!

aww
that guy actually 'did it' with the elepahnt
phew !

Kwl

Nice Jokes !
Cheers

lol