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The Toothbrush‏ by Mamajama(m): 3:16pm On Mar 21, 2008
A small girl walks-in while her father is dressing in the bedroom.

She looks at his privates and points at his person and asks "Dad what's that thing between your legs?" Dad replies "I don't know".

She goes to kitchen and finds her mum "Mum what is that long thing between dad's legs?" The mum instead of explaining things to her she replies "I don't know"

A week later when the mum was coming from work the little girl runs to her and says "Mum you refused to tell me the name of that thing between dad's legs. I have finally figured it out on my own. IT'S A TOOTHBRUSH".

The mum laughs then asks her "How do u know that?"

The girl explains ", when I came back from pre-school this morning I saw the maid kneeling in front of dad,
brushing her teeth with dad's toothbrush and sure enough there was TOOTHPASTE in her mouth
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by gilgee(m): 3:54pm On Mar 21, 2008
Tight one dude.
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by deola1(m): 5:01pm On Mar 21, 2008
o gbi yan ju
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by Nobody: 5:07pm On Mar 21, 2008
well, some ppl need to brush their teeth
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by lokwe(m): 5:15pm On Mar 21, 2008
like hell people need to brush their teeth
LMFAO wink
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by Mamajama(m): 6:44pm On Mar 21, 2008
Yurk you guys are nasty. lol grin grin grin cheesy cheesy
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by naijastyle: 6:49pm On Mar 21, 2008
lmao.
Y'all need to brush your teeth wit natural TOOTHPASTE b4 laughin.
tongue cheesy
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by TOYOSI20(f): 9:29pm On Mar 21, 2008
LOl, cool
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by ituen(m): 8:39am On Mar 22, 2008
looks like mamjama na virgin
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by Nobody: 12:09pm On Mar 22, 2008
He needs to be disvirgined
Let me see which nairaland chick is up to the task
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by kronkykay(m): 12:50pm On Mar 22, 2008
[email]naijagurly[/email] still dey somewhere ooo

i fit find her come!
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by delib: 12:52pm On Mar 22, 2008
@ post nicce
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by Nobody: 1:46pm On Mar 22, 2008
naijagurly?

ok no problem
does she has a bla bla port or socket?
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by ituen(m): 1:48pm On Mar 22, 2008
Kronky,

Since this while, na only u know where she dey. U don dey service am since, abi? No wonder she no dey yarn again.

Well still bring am for mamajama
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by Nobody: 3:30pm On Mar 22, 2008
yes bring her for mamajama

ituen, shey u go enter set?
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by ituen(m): 11:37pm On Mar 22, 2008
nope,

i get 4 wives so "away matches" no dey favour me
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by Nobody: 9:33am On Mar 23, 2008
oh! na true o, but why not add her to ur fleet of wives, she will do the fanning while you do what u
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by delib: 9:41am On Mar 23, 2008
polygamist in da house
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by Nobody: 3:53pm On Mar 23, 2008
polygamist[b]s[/b] in da house undecided
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by delib: 3:57pm On Mar 23, 2008
thank u u far too kind
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by naijastyle: 3:59pm On Mar 23, 2008
What are you feeling like?
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by Nobody: 4:45pm On Mar 23, 2008
who is talking to who?
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by delib: 4:48pm On Mar 23, 2008
mr who is talking to mr who
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by naijastyle: 4:49pm On Mar 23, 2008
no its Dr Who
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by delib: 4:50pm On Mar 23, 2008
@naijastyle
learn to talk to elders ok?
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by clemcykul(f): 5:09pm On Mar 23, 2008
lol this joke is tyte and so bla bla bistic grin
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by ThugLife1(m): 10:09pm On Mar 23, 2008
cheesy grin
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by ituen(m): 8:01pm On Mar 24, 2008
thuglife, wey u dey since
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by clemcykul(f): 11:05am On Mar 25, 2008
he waz busy removn cobwebs from his life grin

the life of a thug so undesirable grin
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by ituen(m): 4:47pm On Mar 25, 2008
same fate befell tupac
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by gilgee(m): 6:48pm On Mar 25, 2008
Poor Tupac. . . Donates one sack of kernel nuts to him.
Re: The Toothbrush‏ by ituen(m): 9:42am On Mar 26, 2008
thats nice of you

Donating what you just stole from CLemcy

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