After a long sermon on Sunday, the announcer mounted the pulpit to read announcements. He cleared his throat and asked the congregation to give him all attentions and when he reached the last item he said:
“Ladies and gentlemen, this announcement is actually directed to single guys in the church and anybody who could get what the request is asking for.” He paused for effects. People were already getting up, they thought another contribution is about to be tabled.
“A spinster in this church,” he continued some people paused in their stride out, “is requesting for the hand of a handsome man in marriage,” some took backward steps, “and she said invitation cards have been printed but what is delaying its distribution is the name of the interested guy to be written on them with golden ink.” Everybody was claiming his seat again. “And if you or anybody you know is interested write the name and submit it to me. The hotel for reception and honeymoon has been booked; the cake, food and drinks have been paid for. It further stated that the man should not bother with the rings or cars to be used and that all the bridal and groom trains are on standby.”
The announcer turned to the next page. “Our honeymoon,” he proceeded, “would last for three months at Sheraton Hotels.”
“Now listen carefully for the specific measurement.” Some guys stood by the speakers to make sure they are not missing anything. They were all interested.
The height: 6” 1’,
Waist: 32”,
Band: 36”.
Chest:  38”
He must be very hairy, please not goat skin type ooooooooooo
If you are interested send your name and address to me, and then come for measurement of your suit.
Everybody was writing.
A man has forgotten his wife was sitting by him and he joined in the writing
“What do think you’re doing?” The wife demanded and snatched the paper from him and tore it.
“Oh my dear, I thought I qualified for it. I’m very sorry, am really sorry. It was slip of biro. Can you see what a slip of biro can do?” He replied her.

Rotflmbao.
tight joke. that guy reminds me of delib.

I agree with u, naija style

Infact delibleft hiswife and was huggin the speakers during the announcement

he he he
He needs help sharply.

Lol, I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Its too bad Pastor(prof) miggy is on an international trip.

Na him for get solution to Delib

then we should get a quack pastor

We have kronky

Lets flash him so that he will call us

he dosent even have a phone

He has a RELTEL landline in which he carries around

no its a walkie talkie

get it str8 guyz!

i don't deliver for free. . . . . my requirements are there to be met by anybody who needs deliverance

1-----u'll provide someone for me to cast the demon into, if i have to take it out of you
2-----one carton of henessy
3-----25kg of fresh weed
4-----one lighter
5-----one nice boottie (Won't i bla bla bla after a hard day's job)
6-----3pkts of durex
7-----N100,000 in cash

if u meet the above requirements, i'll get down to work

NO GUARANTEE THAT THE DEMON IN YOU WILL LEAVE.

no decieve urself. . . .

demon in you = Devil's Last Son (D.L.S)

gimme a call and stop flashing ma reltel landline

You too expensive

Make i go village find local prayer warrior

good one poster.

This Kronky guy na wao. If na so being Pastor dey xpensive; i 4 don open Workshop!

buahahha lol

hehehe