Welcome to Effizy Church of All Nations
Pastor: Praise the Lord !
Congregation : Halleluyah !
Pastor : Can we please turn our tablet PC
Bibles to 1st Corinthians 13: 13 ?

Member : 1st Corinthians 13: 13… “Now all
these three things abide….”
Pastor : Wait,which brand is your tablet
please ?
Member : “Er… Samsung Galaxy tablet Pastor”
Pastor : “Oh I need someone to read KJV on
Toshiba Thrive. Yes , my dear sister Agatha
please ” (Sister Agatha reads)…
(After sermon)
Pastor : Brethren it’s time for our tithes and
offerings.
Senior Usher : Brethren,we shall be having
two queues.Join the Adoration queue led by
Sister Ebele, if you wish to use POS or the
Anointing queue led by Brother Emma, if you
need to use the ATM. Blessed are those who
wish to make online transfers , for they shall
remain seated and use their devices.
Pastor: Let us pray and commit this week into
God’s hands.Open your WhatsApp and chat
with your God.Come brethren,chat in the
name of Jesus…!
(Members stat to WhatsApp.An immature
member is only tweeting,her friend quuickly
takes her phone from her and downloads
WhatApp onto it for her).
(Announcement)
Secretary : This week’s cell meetings shall hold
on the various Facebook pages,where the
usual group chatting takes place.Please don’t
miss out.
Thursday’s Bible teaching will be held live on
Skype at 1900hrs GMT.Please remain signed
in.You can follow Pastor on Twitter this
weekend for counseling and prayers
(Closing)
Pastor :Brethren let us offer one another a
sign of peace by exchanging our BB pins.
Happy Sunday. Good night frnd and av Lovely
new week.