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Competition by babarazy: 6:57am On Mar 11, 2013
A group of student scientists in Nigeria
were to hold a competition to showcase
their scientific inventions.
The first boy came forward & said: "Am
Adesola Kunle from Lagos. I invented a
biro that can write whatever someone
says
on its own". He practicalized it and
was applauded.
The second person came and said: "I am
Osita Chidi from Imo state. I invented a
chip that can tell you the amount of
money in someone's pockets close to it".
He
also practicalized it& was also
applauded.
Then came another man who said: "Am
Azeez from Bauchi state. I invented a
bomb
that can kill anything 1000 metres away
and
will blow up any human body into million
pieces, grinding
up the hardest bones in the body. Please
can you all sit down while I practicalize
it before you all.
At this point, the chairman of the
competition
shouted out. "Azeez! Azeez! dont worry about
testing it here. You have done an
excellent job
& you are already the winner of this
competition.
Re: Competition by bibilessin(f): 7:11am On Mar 11, 2013
;DLoL..nice.

Btwn,derz nothng special bein first 2 comment! undecided
Re: Competition by Goldensharkis(f): 11:16am On Mar 13, 2013
;DHahahahahahhaahahheheheheehehhehehehohooohhohohoohhokekekeekekekekekekekkekeekekekek!!!!!!!!! grin!!! shocked ;[i][/i]D. My beeelllllyyyyyy ooooooo!!b!! Una no go kill person here
Re: Competition by kay9(m): 11:15pm On Mar 13, 2013
grin grin

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