A LOGICAL SOLUTION.

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W
X Y Z is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18
19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

Lol. People might not agree, but its somehow true. If you have knowledge, then harwork and attitude, walahi if you put asslicking, you are definately gonna make it, cos with ur knowledge, you would know the right as$ to lick. But as$ licking without knowledge would make u lick badt shi!t.

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cool

i want to know where being a nincompoop would take you.

I guess its time to start kicking a$$

Yeah....no wonder sojas and mopo give more that 100%...they sure can kick a$$es with big boots.

Utter tosh...

The OP definitely got F in maths in school..

Anaghi ako "BF" ako...ar u a learner...mathematician

I see those with 118% everywhere in my office.

Na today?

This is kinda funny,but it actually got me thinking.nice one dude @op

NessaFresh: A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

Watepipe... You need a cocktail of drugs!!!!

Wot abt JOBLESS?

'We learn something every day, and lots of times it’s that what we learned the day before was wrong."

Hahaha! I don't work hard; I just work smart. Btw, all a**kissers should be lined up and shot dead. I f**king hate 'em. The military approach works wonders. When you think like a soldier, you'll move mountains.

This is cool but not new again, i've seen this more than 100 times, but for those who are just seeing it for d first time, its true that your attitude determines your altitude.
May God help us all.

Table Leg :

Watepipe... You need a cocktail of drugs!!!!

And u need 100 gallons of hpyo....must u quote that long thing?

And what does
F-O-O-L-I-S-H-N-E-S-S gives you 6+15+15+12+9+19+8+14+5+19+19 = 141%
@OP you can see where you belong; shiooor

Crap

calculations too much here una fit see winning lotto number for me

holy shit

Garri+Ijebu garri+White Garri+Yellow garri=Overfeeding

Amusing.

Did u pay+The mods+or seun to=Bring this topic to the frontpage

ogugua88: [size=13pt]It's not true. It's coincidence. Longer words will sum greater "points" if you will.

Incompetence '- 9' +14+3+15+13+16+5+19+5+14+3+5= 121%

How far will that get you? Lol.[/size]

Way off. Incompetent people thrive in Nigeria.
Don't ask me why.

SMH@ Fp

Warlord3000: I guess its time to start kicking a$$

And lick some too haha

shymexx: Utter tosh...

The OP definitely got F in maths in school..

Lol...math wasn't my fav anyways but I always passed it

Smh.