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The Other Cheek by Zahymaka(m): 7:58pm On May 06, 2006
This was told to me by my elder brother whe we were young. I hope it hasn't been posted or that at least one person laughs.

There was once a pastor whose message was always, 'Turn the other cheek.'

One day, a pagan approached him and gave him a slap. He instantly turned the other cheek.

The pagan gave him a slap there also. The pastor took off his shirt and jumped on the pagan.
Re: The Other Cheek by dm(m): 8:03pm On May 06, 2006
Abi now,
The Bible says turn the other cheek,
But didn't say what was to happen after it wink

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