This was told to me by my elder brother whe we were young. I hope it hasn't been posted or that at least one person laughs.

There was once a pastor whose message was always, 'Turn the other cheek.'

One day, a pagan approached him and gave him a slap. He instantly turned the other cheek.

The pagan gave him a slap there also. The pastor took off his shirt and jumped on the pagan.

Abi now,
The Bible says turn the other cheek,
But didn't say what was to happen after it