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Suicide Bombers Wanted by kayowalemi(m): 5:43pm On Mar 24, 2008
Great News for jobless Nigerian graduates. Al-Queda groups needs very urgently the service of suicide bombers, we are in short supply now. Renumeration is very very attractive. Please apply through our website not later than two weeks.

Age: 22-40

Discipline: anyone

Skill: Ability to throw and hit target

Apply now before the offer close, there is a limited space

From now on no one should remain jobless oooooooooooo

Kayo
Re: Suicide Bombers Wanted by kronkykay(m): 6:05pm On Mar 24, 2008
kayo = fake news carrier


i wonder where u from come. . . . .u be osama nephew?

make i pack my small boxers wey remain cut of nland. . .

inshort, i don dey go kuvuki land. . . . .land of free boobbies and bla bla bla

hehehehehehhe

i never ready for the seven virgins for heaven

make i get the seventy * seven wey dey kuvuki first. . .
Re: Suicide Bombers Wanted by ThugLife1(m): 7:16pm On Mar 24, 2008
lol
Re: Suicide Bombers Wanted by TOYOSI20(f): 8:46pm On Mar 24, 2008
Not, funny, shocked

Seriously, . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . . . ,

this isn't something to kid around about.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! angry
Re: Suicide Bombers Wanted by ituen(m): 9:02pm On Mar 24, 2008
me i see it as funny

I wonder ehy the poster never recruit im family memebers first?
Re: Suicide Bombers Wanted by naijastyle: 9:40pm On Mar 24, 2008
he has already been recruited, he's just afraid to die alone
Re: Suicide Bombers Wanted by ituen(m): 11:18pm On Mar 24, 2008
make eim do quick go na
Re: Suicide Bombers Wanted by clemcykul(f): 10:45am On Mar 25, 2008
at least the population of dumb posters go reduce small
Re: Suicide Bombers Wanted by kayowalemi(m): 3:02pm On Mar 25, 2008
TOYOSI20:

Not, funny, shocked

Seriously, . . . . . . . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . . . ,

this isn't something to kid around about.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! angry
If u dey serious why u come tanda for here. U should be in health forum or the likes

Ituen thank u jare. But why u come tell me say make I go recruit my family when they don employ all my family members? Na your own I dey do o. Na because of you people I dey busy mysef lookin for international job for naija graduate
Re: Suicide Bombers Wanted by ituen(m): 7:46pm On Mar 25, 2008
then i'll help u look for market

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