Madness upon madness

madness at its zenith!

I got to realize it was all a big fat lie when I got to Maria turn, is she worth $1b her self, or did Us government pay the insurance fee for her..?

adeaugustus: These bunch of f-o-o-l should visit the morgue and they would understand that it's vanity on vanity! I dissect the human body on daily basis, most of them never knew they would end up in gross anatomy laboratory.

Let them donate this money!

Are you Jack The Ripper??

Chanchit: I got to realize it was all a big fat lie when I got to Maria turn, is she worth $1b her self, or did Us government pay the insurance fee for her..?

It's no lie. She insured her legs for $1 billion after agreeing to front Gillette's "Legs Of A Goddess" campaign.

Chanchit: I got to realize it was all a big fat lie when I got to Maria turn, is she worth $1b her self, or did Us government pay the insurance fee for her..?

No. You don't get it. 1 billion is what she stands to get from the inco should something untowards happens to her legs. The premiums are a fraction of that but I can imagine must be hefty sums as well including all the humiliating do's and don'ts.

make i think wetin i fit insured

I want to insure my p.u.n.na.ny

For 1 Naira??

Mobsync: This's what you get when GEJ spends a million dollars (from a poverty fund) to bring beyonce to Nigeria...smh...I won't be surprised if that same GEJ has insured his hat sef, and yes, with Nigeria's money.

how idiotic of ƔφU̶̲̥̅̊!!!is it a must to post on this thread?I'm that your dad is older than GEJ and still miserable...kpomo man

nyere84: I want to insure my p.u.n.na.ny.

Do that as soon as possible,if you meet a guy like me,it,ll lose its elasticity in less than 10mins..Any guy who go in there will be like turning a giant pot of igbankwu soup with a tea spoon.

I want to insure my nairaland account

Good for them.

Na wa for J.Lo, wat wld all my ijaw sisters do wit their own?

adaobi123: why would you insure chest hair ?

why must adaobi ask that question?

FOLLY at it possible worst

ufotuko: why must adaobi ask that question?

loool im only asking na.......may be later on in laugh i may insure my chest

adaobi123:
loool im only asking na.......may be later on in laugh i may insure my chest

hahaha don't worry I will pay for the insurance of your chest but I hope the chest is big ooo because I want a value for my money.lol

ufotuko: hahaha don't worry I will pay for the insurance of your chest but I hope the chest is big ooo because I want a value for my money.lol

theres no need to worry about the size

adaobi123:
theres no need to worry about the size

ok.should I pay the insurance fee in dollars or euro or pounds?anyone you want just tell me,u know say money no be problem.just wait for my container to land then u will know that I have ego(money)

Samsantos9:
Are you Jack The Ripper??

Laughs* Nope.... Lets say, i learn about human body by dissecting the dead body, get that?

HQ:

I'm totally short of words here. Hands, Feet, Legs I could understand but Chest Hair? Buttocks? Boobs? Err, Okay, Boobs aint that bad.

Now, I really want to start an insurance firm.

Anyone on here wanna insure their Nairaland handles? You know, in the unfortunate event of a ban?

I would like to.

Gosh!!! well i want to insure my manhood, how much and whats the process

U nid 2 b sure of ur posts cos mariah is nt a billionaire , so whr is ur facts 4m nd I no 4 sure jlo insured ha booty 4 1m usd so whrs ur 27m comin 4m and I no 4sure dat fernando alonso( d F1 driver) insured his thumbs 4 13m usd nd u dint include him. Anyway, is heida klum plannin on bein crippld?

cr7lomo.:
U nid 2 b sure of ur posts cos mariah is nt a billionaire , so whr is ur facts 4m nd I no 4 sure jlo insured ha booty 4 1m usd so whrs ur 27m comin 4m and I no 4sure dat fernando alonso( d F1 driver) insured his thumbs 4 13m usd nd u dint include him. Anyway, is heida klum plannin on bein crippld?

even if na one million dollars jlo use insure her buttocks what the bottom-line is that most of the celebrities insured the part of the body with huge amount of money.so stop diverting topic.abi one million dollars na beans?

Arrant nonsense

Stegomiah: j.lo insuring her buttocks 4 close 2 30 million dolls makes no sense 2 me, nd as 4 maria carey, she should insure her vocal cords rada dan her legs, she's known more as a singer

I really do not see the wisdom in her insuring her legs, they aint hot.

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