So you plan on cheating, or
your already cheating and your
worried about getting caught.
Maybe part of the lure is that
fact that you could get caught.
After all the
naughty, and taboo
nature of cheating
can be tantalizing but, do you
really want to get caught? I
didn't think so. There are some
measures that you can take to
insure that your secret stays a
secret.
1) Who are they? Make sure that
you keep a distance between
your new lover, and yourself. Do
not cheat with someone you
know, or work with. Instead
find a stranger that you can
successfully lie to. Personal ads,
clubs, and even shopping
centers are great ways to meet
strangers.
2) Your name is? Never let the
other person know your full
name. Lets face it, some people
are obsessive, and vindictive.
You can use your first name if
you want, but make up a last
name if they ask. Keep up with
your new name, be careful not
to contradict yourself.
3) Where do you work? I don't
care what you do, don't tell them
where you work. Your don't
need them showing up at your
job, because everyone you work
with will know. The less people
who know your secret, the
better off you are. Lets say you
have a "sexy" job, that you can
use in your favor, such as a law
enforcement officer. If you want
to tell them in order to improve
your chances fine, but make
sure you keep it bleak. Don't tell
them the department, or city.
Instead stick with a county.
4) Can I Call? Buy a disposable
pay as you go, no contacts cell
phone. You want to make sure
there is no records of incoming
or outgoing calls to unidentified
numbers. And do not pay for
this phone with a credit or debit
card! Use cash only.
5) Who buys? No matter what
you buy, pay cash. You do not
want your credit card statement
to show certain charges,
especially hotel rooms. Call the
hotel ahead, and make
arrangements to pay in cash.
You can use the excuse that
interest rates are killing you, if
your embarrassed. Better yet, if
you can have them put the room
in their name, and you can pay
them in cash, or split the bill.
6) What all did I buy? Some of us
have a habit of keeping receipts.
Drop the habit now, or pay the
price. You don't want things like
wine, hotel rooms, condoms, on
a receipt lying in your pants
pocket. Trash them when you
leave the store.
7) What's that? Make rules and
stick to them. Make sure that you
don't come home with bruises,
bite marks, scratch marks, or
God forbid a hickey. If you didn't
leave with it, don't come home
with it.
Where have you been? Make
sure you have the time to cheat.
Do not do something foolish like
call in sick to work. Instead
make the time, for example: start
taking a karate class twice a
week, but tell everyone it's three
times a week. Or join a gym. Just
make sure that it's not some
place super close to home
where they can check to see if
you are there. And do not stay
gone for over two hours at
anytime, unless your pulling a
seminar, or overnight stunt.
Keep in mind if your lover knows
people you work with, the topic
of the training seminar might
come up. And that never works
out well for the cheater. Also
never leave after you take a
phone call. Everyone knows
what a booty call is, so don't fall
into that trap.
9) I have what? Protection,
protection, protection, I can't say
it enough. You don't want to
bring something home, so
protect yourself. The male
should always have a condom
on, and ladies should be taking
some form of birth control. You
don't want a baby to be
conceived this way, and you
don't want to take a disease
home.
10) What are you sorry for?
Don't confess everything
because you had one to many
drinks. If your going to do it,
then do it. But, be sure that your
able to take it to your grave.
Show your loved one you love
them even if you are a good for
nothing cheater. Buy them roses,
draw their bath, make them
think they are special. It sounds
cold, and harsh but it's the life of
a player.
Now that you know a few ways
to help keep your secret safe
your own your way to being a
decent cheater. Just remember
to think things through each
and every time. If you get cocky
you'll not only let your guard
down, but you will also get
sloppy. Before I leave you, I have
one more tip. Never do anything
from your home computer. Make
up a screen name and use a
public computer, or buy a laptop
(with cash) and keep it hidden.
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