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How 2 Identify Different Naija Cities!!! by chuks87(m): 9:17am On Mar 14, 2013 |
JOIN THE FUN AGAIN 1. Two guys are fightin, a 3rd guy comes along, sees dem and walks on - Dat's Lagos! --------------- --------------- ---------- 2. Two guys are fightin, a crowd gathers to watch, a guy comes along and quietly opens a bottle of beer - Dat's Jos! --------------- --------------- ---------- 3. Two guys are fightin, a crowd gathers 2 watch, a guy comes along and quietly says, 'God doesn't like all dis nonsense'...Pea ce settles in - Dat's Enugu! --------------- --------------- ---------- 4. Two guys are fightin and a 3rd guy comes along, den a 4th and dey start arguin about who is right - U are in Sapele! --------------- --------------- ---------- 5. Two guys are fightin, d 3rd guy comes frm a nearby house and says, "Don't fight in front of my place, go somewhere else and keep fightin". - Dat's Benin! --------------- --------------- ---------- 6. Two guys are fightin, one runs away only 2 return with boko boys 2 start killin innocent people who know nothin about d fight - Dat's Yobe! --------------- --------------- ---------- 7. Two guys are fightin, a 3rd guy comes along with a carton of beer, all sit 2gether drinkin beer and abusin each other and all go home as friends - U are in Waffi (Warri noni)! --------------- --------------- ---------- 8. Two guys are fightin and one of dem starts callin d other one thief, armed robber, cultist and so on...A mob gathers and burn d accused alive - U are in Aluu! --------------- --------------- ---------- 9: Two guys are fightin, both of dem take time out and call deir friends on deir mobiles...Now 50 guys are fightin - U are definitely in Ibadan! --------------- --------------- ---------- 10. Two guys are fightin, a 3rd guy comes along and tries 2 make peace...D 1st two get 2gether and beat him up - Dat's Bauchi 4 U! --------------- --------------- ---------- 11. Two guys are fightin, and the two of them are saying the same thing "Do u know who I am?" - U are in Abuja. Naija no dey carry last...Add urs! |
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