A little black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. He
puts his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at his
mother and says "Look Momma, I'm a white boy."

His mother slaps him hard on the face and says "Boy go show your Daddy."

The boy goes into the living room and says "Look Daddy, I'm a white boy."

His Daddy slaps him on the face too and says "Boy, go show your grandmother."

"Look Granny, I'm a white boy."

She slaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother.
His mother says "Well did you learn something from all this?"
The boy shakes his head and says " I sure nuff did, I've only been a
white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people.

A zebra dies and arrives at the Pearly Gates. As he enters, he asks St. Peter, "I have a question that has haunted me all of my days on earth, "

"Am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?"

St. Peter said, "That is a question that only God can answer, "

So, the zebra went off in search of God. When he found Him, the zebra asked, "God, please---I must know---am I a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes?"

God simply replied, "You are what you are."

The zebra returned to see St. Peter once more. St. Peter asked, "Well, did God straighten out your query for you?"

The zebra looked puzzled. "No! Sir, God simply said, you are what you are."

St. Peter smiled and said to the zebra, "Well then that answers it you are a white horse with black stripes."

The zebra asked St. Peter, "How do you know that?"

"Because," said St. Peter, "If you were a black horse with white stripes, God would have said, 'You is what you is'."

Gilgee is a 22 year-old 5th grader. This is Gilgee's homework. He must use each word in a sentence.

1. Hotel - I gave my girlfriend crabs, and the ho tell everybody.
2. Dictate - My girlfriend say my dictate good.
3. Catacomb - I saw Don King at da fight the other night. Man, somebody get that catacomb.
4. Foreclose - If I pay alimony today, I got no money foreclose.
5. Rectum - I had two Cadillac's, but my bitch rectum both.
6. Disappointment - My parole officer tol' me if I miss disappointment then I go back to the joint.
7. Penis - I went to the doctors and he handed me a cup and said penis.
8. Israel - Tito try to sell me a Rolex. I say, "man, it look fake." He say, "Bullshit, that watch israel".
9. Undermine - There's a fine lookin' ho living in the apartment undermine.
10. Acoustic - When I was little, my uncle bought me acoustic and took me to the poolhall.
11. Iraq - When we got to the poolhall, I tol' my uncle iraq, you break.
12. Stain - My mother-in-law stopped by and I axed her, "Do you plan on stain for dinner?"
13. Fortify - I axed this ho on da street, "how much?" she say "fortify."
14. Income - I just got in bed wif da ho and income my wife.

WHY LATINOS CAN'T BE TERRORISTS,

1. 8:45am is too early for us to be up.
2. We are always late, we would have missed all 4 flights
3. Pretty people on the plane distract us.
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves.
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there.
6. We talk with our hands, therefore we would have to put our weapons down.
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane.
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane.
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it.
AND MY FAVORITE,
10. We would have put our country's flag on the windshield.

like the last one

longtyme no see u online. . . .watz been happening to u?

hope u kool though!

i'm aight bro.school wahala ya know

got it. . . . .dem wan kill the african pikins dem. . . . .

dem think say na our brains strong pass. . . . e go better broda. . . .

An Italian man was in a bad car accident and after months of recovery he still had a problem. He had to have his p3nis amputated. He went to see the doctor and was reassured that he could help.

"First of all you have to pick a new p3nis," said the doctor. The physician picked up a box from his table and said, "This is our 6 inch standard model. It is dependable and will cost you only $6000. It comes with a lifetime guarantee."

The man said, "Okay, that's about right, but what's in the other box?"

"This is our 9 inch super model. 9 inches of muscle to please any women. But this will cost you $9,000!"

The man said, "Oh yea, that's the one I want. My wife will love me forever. But does it also come with a lifetime guarantee?"

"Yes."

"What's in the third box?" The doctor picked up yet another box from his desk. "This is our super deluxe model. It's 12 inches of all beef and will drive all the ladies wild. But if you want this much power you'll have to pay $12,000!"

The man is really on a roll and is tickled pink. "Doc, that's it, that's the one for me. I'll be the envy of everyone I know. But does it have a lifetime guarantee?"

"YES SIR!"
The man had just one more question, "Does it come in white?"

Kronky 1 wrap of dried shit for you.

instead of dat. . . . .make it 1/2wrap weed abeg

hehehehe

Nice jokes pal.
Cheers

Kronky learn work well. I teach am work well.

i come sabi am pass u. . . .make u my boy boy

good job kronky. take paper to wrap ur weed

na cement bag i need

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other
stall saying:
"Hi, how are you?"

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom.


I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat
embarrassed,
"Doin' just fine!"

And the other person says:
"So what are you up to?"

What kind of question is that? I'm thinking this is too
bizarre so I say:
"Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here."

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can
when I hear another question:
"Can I come over?"

Ok, this question is just too weird for me.


I figured I could politely end the conversation. I say:
"No, I'm a little busy right now!!!"

Then I hear the person say, nervously:
"Listen, I'll have to call you back.


There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my
questions!!

Kronky!!!!!
dat was nice

thankx baby

where have u been all this while?

she has been busy doing err my mouth dey pain me

ask gilgee to give u some shepe. . .

clemcy u must finish wettin u be want talk

ok i go talk wen am tru wid my bla bla bla

for what

it seems to me that this exposer of a guy doesnt even read posts before he clicks the reply button

newbies will always be newbies

newbies! gawd!

well, one day they would become oldbies, and hopefully, senators of Kuvuki land. that i sthe new post we are delibrating on opening. . . .

of course, clem is the ALMIGHTY QUEEN OF KUVUKILAND.

nope i dont care for any post in kuvuki