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Women by Emperoh(m): 9:47am On Mar 27, 2008
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave
Re: Women by clemcykul(f): 3:17pm On Mar 27, 2008
quite true.

women! lord save us from the lykes of them grin

funny grin
Re: Women by ituen(m): 2:09am On Mar 28, 2008
clemcy, see ur life
Re: Women by TOYOSI20(f): 7:17am On Mar 28, 2008
Emperoh:

How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave


LMGAO. . . . , . . . , .
Re: Women by gilgee(m): 10:10am On Mar 28, 2008
True talk.

@ Ituen
Her life don bend pass your own. Abeg no too jealous am oo.
Re: Women by Emperoh(m): 11:26am On Mar 28, 2008
@Clemcy

Na U dey ask urself the Q/
Na u dey answer am, Nawa sad sad
Re: Women by gilgee(m): 11:44am On Mar 28, 2008
Emperoh where U from sef?
You dey always pull us back ehen. . . 3 naked gbosas for bosom!!!
Re: Women by Emperoh(m): 2:51pm On Mar 28, 2008
@ Gigling

Gbo!! Gbo!! Gbo!!


Abeg the 'saa' no gree comot for my mouth help me complete am
Re: Women by ibkdikson: 10:00pm On Mar 28, 2008
i go use gun comot am from your mouth. okay! is that fair?
Re: Women by delib: 11:34am On Mar 29, 2008
do and lets see
Re: Women by naijastyle: 6:33pm On Mar 29, 2008
All hail the bosom
Re: Women by delib: 7:18pm On Mar 29, 2008
the king of bosom
Re: Women by ibkdikson: 9:51am On Mar 30, 2008
nah who be the chairman of bosom?
Re: Women by naijastyle: 10:18am On Mar 30, 2008
Don't worry about that. It shall be revealed to you in a dream.
Re: Women by ibkdikson: 11:11am On Mar 30, 2008
are you a pastor?
Re: Women by naijastyle: 11:13am On Mar 30, 2008
Don't ask too much questions just do as you're told.
Re: Women by ibkdikson: 11:21am On Mar 30, 2008
okay,my lord
Re: Women by naijastyle: 11:30am On Mar 30, 2008
Good boi.
Re: Women by Emperoh(m): 10:27am On Mar 31, 2008
Na the 2 of you we want begin see here.
Anyway. Answer the Q or, what and who is bosom?
Re: Women by clemcykul(f): 12:23pm On Mar 31, 2008
a bosom is somtin empheroh has under her legs as ball daz if she's a he
or
two mout everest on her chest meant for sucking and feeding grin

qtion two obejective *who is a bosom*
ans=emphe+roar grin
Re: Women by gilgee(m): 12:31pm On Mar 31, 2008
That is the prof in action. More logics please prof. grin
Re: Women by Emperoh(m): 1:08pm On Mar 31, 2008
My curiosity just died I thought she had a more intelligent response

Sorry but were u talking to me?
Cos the last time i checked my name was spelled Emperoh or is someone exhibiting il, i no know oooh grin grin grin

Anyway keeping up with the puzzle whether am a he or she? cheesy cheesy
Re: Women by clemcykul(f): 1:31pm On Mar 31, 2008
hahahha i knoe ur sex, remmeber u met me in this land grin grin grin

but ryte now i dont reallly care if ure sexless grin
Re: Women by olulu(m): 1:37pm On Mar 31, 2008


walks in gun in right hand,
whip in my left,
handcuffs on my belt,

i come in peace,
but i take no prisoners.



did sumone say bosom?
i love dem

grin grin grin


@poster
Hmmmmm
Re: Women by clemcykul(f): 2:10pm On Mar 31, 2008
*smiles* grin
Re: Women by gilgee(m): 2:12pm On Mar 31, 2008
all jail olulu the boobiest!!!
Re: Women by Emperoh(m): 3:48pm On Mar 31, 2008
@ Olulu
I think those things u came with will be quite useful if you wish to enjoy a 'bosom'. Clemcy can be quite stubborn u know
but if you need help i can ask gilgee to help he's very good at that and he loves bosom grin grin grin

@Clemcy
More confusion babe. I am very happy to knw that u don't know what u are supposed to know cheesy cheesy
Keep guessing u might get it next time,
Meanwhile respond to Olulu's request he need some taste of bosom and pls don't be stubborn cool cool cool shocked
Re: Women by clemcykul(f): 4:11pm On Mar 31, 2008
ure plain stupid!
Re: Women by mimiko(f): 4:23pm On Mar 31, 2008
no he is complexly stupid grin grin grin grin
Re: Women by olulu(m): 6:02pm On Mar 31, 2008
well, d important thing,
is d bosom,

d face of d bosom carrier is inconsequential,
i go use pillow cover am,
cool cool

no so far d bosom is not less than 34b,
u know,
d bigger d better,

shape can b banana like,
mango shape, big mango o, as big as ituen head, ( no vex)
cumcumber shape,
yam tuber shape,

and my favourite, paw paw shape.


grin grin grin
Re: Women by Emperoh(m): 9:30am On Apr 01, 2008
Olulu,
I am glad u knw what u want but i am not sure u know where to get it or do you. Am quite curious. Some one has it all if you know what am talking about.
But u might have to fight to get it. She;s very stubborn grin grin grin
Re: Women by jaymobb(m): 10:46am On Apr 01, 2008
as stubborn as a goat so u beta b ready

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