This woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day. One day, when he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer.
As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my health started failing, you were still by my side, You know what?"
"What dear," she gently asked, smiling as her heart began to fill with warmth.
"I think you're bad luck, "

and the wife replied yes i am

old joke, make i just dash u laff ha ha ha ha

cltrl C ctrl V

Clemcy,
Migs and Ituen aren't here so if you don't mind your mouth, I twist it for you.

*grabs emperoh's hands behind her back and twist de living daylights out of her senses*

read my posts and u'll realize am not one to solicit for back up rather i giv back up. bring ur bullshit and ill giv it 2 u anyway.

arrant nonsense!

dont get me pissed

Catches Clemcy's hand mid air and shakes the day light out of her

Warning??
I don't beat women but if you force me i will make surei give you a stern 6 strokes of the cane
Did you hear that.
Now stay clear and don't try any nonsense
Or Else,

Be warned!!?

*smiles*

i personally dont condone cheap attention seeking try harder.

ATTENTION!! :oIndeed!

Anyway
Go get that elsewhere. I won't give it to you here.

I have better things to read than read drabs of some1 feeling Like

okay pussie suit yerself!

Na wa oooo, why are you both tackling each other like that ,
if the joke is old tip of current once and tell him the bill now, than all this your beating around the bush

ur point

chei

Emperoh:

Catches Clemcy's hand mid air and shakes the day light out of her

Warning??
I don't beat women but if you force me i will make surei give you a stern 6 strokes of the cane
Did you hear that.
Now stay clear and don't try any nonsense
Or Else,

Be warned!!?

What type of cane are we talking about and how long is it?

. . . long endo to pass through clemcy's ears

and its wide enuf to pass thru ur system olofofo

Prof this OLOFOFO na new invention ?

i wonder oo

Rebellious:

What type of cane are we talking about and how long is it?

The normal one u know? She's too small to be given the 10inch long one.
I don't want a case of child abuse,

emperoh just confess tha u have a soft spot 4 clemcykul. Judging 4rm d way u attack her

shes attackn herself cuzz am unruffled by her display of immaturity

Is emperoh a "she"

i really dont care wat sex de good for nothin is

for all i care it *empheroh* could be anything even air i dont giv a hoot.

ooooooooh, it's really getting hot and emperoh has gone back to his shell

4get the asswipe dear

is he a tortoise/snail? Why shell?

Emperoh your own don finish be that. You run enter inside shell with your tail in between your legs?

Emperoh:

The normal one u know? She's too small to be given the 10inch long one.
I don't want a case of child abuse,

d normal one = 3 inch
is dat what u are threatening clem with?
u go swallow that one along with d two rounded attachments sef

Olulu may God help u. U r in love with this thread

and you are in hate with the thread abi?

Nina4eva:

Olulu may God help u. You r in love with this thread

omoge,
i dn't hate what i didn't create, so y hate d thread?
and


_{thats i love u too, cos no b me create u}

I can't help attacking her. Why is she criticising my thread.

I don't run nowhere. She will tell U we own the thread.

olulu:


d normal one = 3 inch
is that what u are threatening clem with?
u go swallow that one along with d two rounded attachments sef

I guess u need an enhancement serum
Ohh i almost forgot,
Just suspend it to the Ceiling with a rope and U see it will get longer

Arrow!!

@Gilgee
I have noticed ur efforts. Don't wory try harder, it will get better.

Emperoh:

.

I don't run nowhere. She will tell You we own the thread.
I guess u need an enhancement serum
Ohh i almost forgot,
Just suspend it to the Ceiling with a rope and You see it will get longer

Arrow!!

.

bros, u dull o,
or na stupidity dey worry u,
no b talk say ur tin na normal one,
and normal one na 3inches,
so u need d enhancement and the celing suspension pass me,
cos me
na anaconda i carry under,
i no fit shout




_{empress or empe -(tiny)- rod, or wetin call sef, Bloody Sissy, shame on u, na woman u fit fight}

@Olodo abu O[b]mumu[/b]

Them from where born U sef?
Why u dey complain if them yab you.
Anything wey U talk from now on i go show u say i fit fight the 6 of your type with out blinking
SCUMTWAT.