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What Was The First Thing You Saw When U Woke Up This Morning by Godsun2013(m): 9:43am On Mar 20, 2013
Do you know that when we are sleeping our brain is shut down like that of a computer? I know u don't believe me, but when we wake up early in the morning it takes about 5secs for our brain to alert us on where we are and what is happening around us? Let me put you to the test, what am trying to say is your brain don't even know the first the you saw this morning, ok here is the test, before talking to your wife or anyone, immediately you open your eyes this morning what did u see? The first thing u saw this morning. Don't lie
Re: What Was The First Thing You Saw When U Woke Up This Morning by dopeJemi: 10:17am On Mar 20, 2013
Hmmm! I realLy can't remember



I saw Nothing

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Re: What Was The First Thing You Saw When U Woke Up This Morning by Enokelz: 11:50am On Mar 20, 2013
i remember.......i saw d ceilin
Re: What Was The First Thing You Saw When U Woke Up This Morning by Nobody: 1:23pm On Mar 20, 2013
Is this the joke??
#thread burnt!
Re: What Was The First Thing You Saw When U Woke Up This Morning by Valiantvaliant(m): 2:10pm On Mar 20, 2013
booqee: Is this the joke??
#thread burnt!
and ashes cremated.


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Re: What Was The First Thing You Saw When U Woke Up This Morning by bingbagbo(m): 2:13pm On Mar 20, 2013
Re: What Was The First Thing You Saw When U Woke Up This Morning by Biggiestep(m): 4:23pm On Mar 20, 2013
first saw d roof sayin i suld aim high, D clock said evry minute count, D calender said b up to date, D door said push hard 4 ya goals, D window said see d world.
Re: What Was The First Thing You Saw When U Woke Up This Morning by Valiantvaliant(m): 11:33pm On Mar 20, 2013

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