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Death Or Booka? by ThugLife1(m): 12:40am On Mar 28, 2008
Three explorers are captured by a tribe in the Amazon jungle. The chief is going to punish the intruders.
He calls the first explorer to the front of the tribe and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well the explorer doesn't want to die, so he opts for booka. The tribe starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. the chief then rips the explorers pants off and bleeps him in the ass.
The chief calls the second explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well not wanting to die either, he opts for booka. The tribe again starts screaming BOOKA! and dancing around. The chief rips the second guys pants off and bleeps him in the ass.
The chief calls the third explorer to the front and asks, "Death or Booka?" Well the third guy has a little more self respect and thinks death would be better than being violated in front of hundreds of tribesman, so he opts for death.
The chief turns to the tribe and screams "DEATH BY BOOKA!"
Re: Death Or Booka? by ThugLife1(m): 12:42am On Mar 28, 2008
A polish couple were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Russian baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enrol in night courses.
After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Russian?"
The couple said proudly, "We just adopted a Russian baby, and in a year or so he'll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."
Re: Death Or Booka? by TOYOSI20(f): 7:15am On Mar 28, 2008
Both funny grin
Re: Death Or Booka? by gilgee(m): 10:13am On Mar 28, 2008
Nice jokes. . .
Re: Death Or Booka? by delib: 10:20am On Mar 28, 2008
more grease to ur muscles
Re: Death Or Booka? by gilgee(m): 10:30am On Mar 28, 2008
And more cow shit to your rizzla.
Re: Death Or Booka? by clemcykul(f): 11:14am On Mar 28, 2008
thuggy more bla bla bla 2 ur lyfe grin

nice stuff there grin
Re: Death Or Booka? by folly69(m): 11:18am On Mar 28, 2008
cool jokes
Re: Death Or Booka? by gilgee(m): 11:54am On Mar 28, 2008
Clemcy you and stuff ehen.
If stuff no kill you, you go kill am or you go meet who E nearly kill. grin
Re: Death Or Booka? by clemcykul(f): 12:59pm On Mar 28, 2008
no rat poison i dey use kill stuffs
Re: Death Or Booka? by delib: 1:02pm On Mar 28, 2008
more bla bla bla to ur toto

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