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Husby Wanted! Apply Within! by mawwime: 5:15pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
Husby wanted! Yes .... only serious and eligible applicants invited. Wifey-to-be Ethnicity : Africaine (Omo Nigeria rere) Height: Not tall, not Short. Complexion: Not dark, not fair. Stature: Slim Age: 30 (Will check Birth Certificate and ask mum again to be sure ) Atractiveness: It depends on what's in your eye but my mum says bootiful Education: University of Life Sense of humour : Fantabulous Personality: Confident. Romantic. Considerate. Optimist. Solution-driven. Goal-oriented. Humble. Loyal. God-fearing. Likes own space. Thrives in a loving and supporting environment. Listener. On S.E-X : No cheating. No Kinky, SM or back entry. Anything else goes. Kids wanted: Minimum 0, Maximum 12. Daz all! Husby-to-be Ethnicity : Africain (Omo Nigeria rere) Height: Any Complexion: Any Age: 21 - 75 (If you are under 21, please, forward this to your uncle, dad or grand-dad) Education: University of Life Sense of humour : Must not be dry Personality: Godly. Integrous. Pockets: Must be able to afford Mahr of ₦12M and look after Wife and Kids. Lives in: Nigeria (but not compulsory) Any questions welcome but be prepared to be asked the same. Daz all ...... for now! If you are interested in becoming the Oga At The Top, please, send your application to : mamafrique at rocketmail dot com @MOD: Front Page, please. |
Re: Husby Wanted! Apply Within! by Dyt(f): 5:54pm On Mar 21, 2013 |
U sure knows ow to make one laugh |
Re: Husby Wanted! Apply Within! by mikuz(m): 12:06am On Mar 22, 2013 |
Nice try . . . |
Re: Husby Wanted! Apply Within! by Nobody: 6:30am On Mar 22, 2013 |
mawwime: Husby wanted! Yes .... only serious and eligible applicants invited. |
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