1. The female orgasm reduce
sensitivity to pain, increase blood
flow to the brain and reduce
stress and depression.

2.Cats meow to communicate with
humans, not with each other.

3. There is world's
most quietest
room in U.S where 99,99% of all
sounds are blocked you can hear
your blood flowing and stomach
gurgling in it

4.The biggest lie you tell yourself is
“I don’t need to write that down,
I’ll remember it”.

5. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

6. You can not bring out your tongue and breath with your nose.

7.when a person
cries and the first drop of tears
comes from the right eye, it’s
happiness. But when the first roll
is from the left, it’s pain

8.In Sweden, they take
condom use very
seriously. They even have
condom ambulances.
These rescue vehicles
show up at "high risk"
locations and hand out
condoms to Hot Swedes.

9.A woman attempted suicide by
jumping from the 86th floor of
the empire state building, a
sudden gust blew her right back
onto the 85th floor

10.An average man has about 10
erections during sleep.

11.Human thigh bones are stronger
than concrete


12. Sound travels 4.3 times faster in
water than in air

13.Crocodiles swallow stones to aid
digestion and buoyancy.


14. The human heart creates
enough pressure to squirt
blood 30 feet.


15. Akon's real name is Aliaune
Damala Bouga Time Puru
Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon
Thiam.


16. The most expensive pizza in
the world is the "Louis XIII"
from Italy - it's topped with
lobster and caviar and costs $
12,000.


17. The most expensive house in
the world is "Antilla" in
Mumbai, India. It's 27 stories
tall and worth ONE BILLION
dollars.

18.A cocockroach's brain is spread
through it's body. If you chop if
it's head it can live up to a week.
It dies because it can't eat.
19. In the human body, the 'signal' of
someone tickling you travels at
the speed of about 322
kilometers an hour.
20. The average cell phone contains
more germs and bacteria than the
average toilet seat
21. The rumbling/growling sound
your stomach makes is called
Borborygmus.
More to come

Umartins1:

8.In Sweden, they take
condom use very
seriously. They even have
condom ambulances.
These rescue vehicles
show up at "high risk"
locations and hand out
condoms to Hot Swedes.

Now i can understand why Pope Benedict XVI has always refused to pay the Swedes a visit.

Mosquitoes have killed more
humans than all the wars in
history.

The youngest girl to be a mother
was 9 years old who also became
the youngest grandmother as her
daughter gave birth at the age of
9 as well.

Sporange (a botany term) and
Blorenge (a name of a hill in
Wales) are the only two words
that rhyme with the word
”orange”.

"Nudiustertian" is an actual
English word to describe "The day
before yesterday"

Russia is the same size as Pluto.

Charlie Sheen has had sex with
over 5,000 women.

After 15 to 20 minutes of
browsing through a fashion
magazine, a woman's satisfaction
with her body decreases by over
50%.

There is a bestselling book titled,
"What every man thinks about
other than sex" which is filled
with 200 blank pages,

High heels were originally made
for men. Butchers wore them so
they wouldn't step in blood.

Bullet proof vests, fire escapes,
windshield wipers, and laser
printers were all invented by
women!

If you don't get enough sleep per
day (8/8+ hours), your desires will
increase for cheating, lying and
stealing!

B, M and P are three letters that
are impossible to say without
both of your lips touching.

People who stay awake till late
night are more intelligent than the
people who go to bed early and
rise early for the day, study
suggests.

In London, there's a "rain room"
that makes rain fall everywhere in
the room except the spot you're
standing in.

Your nose is connected to your
memory center; that's why
smells trigger powerful
memories.

Scientists concluded that the
chicken came first, not the egg,
because the protein which
makes egg shells is only
produced by hens.

Singing in the shower boosts
your immunity, lowers your blood
pressure, eliminates stress, and
improves your mood!

90% of people laugh even harder
when they try to explain why they
are laughing!

The blue whale ejaculates 40
gallons of sperm when mating.
Only 10% enters the female and
you always wondered why the
sea tasted salty!

Women look their oldest at 3:30
PM every Wednesday.

The best person in your life is the one who comes first in your mind after liking this thread

Umartins1:

B, M and P are three letters that
are impossible to say without
both of your lips touching.

The lips still touches when pronouncing the letter W, and slightly with the letter V.

Good write up...I'm loving this.

CrazyMan: Good write up...I'm loving this.

I would've loved to continue if everyone can be as appreciative as you.

Not bad...

Nice one OP

Umartins1:
I would've loved to continue if everyone can be as appreciative as you.

Continue bro...don't get discouraged...we're loving it.

82% teens don’t ring the doorbell. They text or call to say they’re outside.

The 2 highest IQ scores in the world ever recorded belonged to women.

The word "fu ck" can be used as an adverb, verb, adjective, command, interjection and noun - It can be used almost anywherein a sentence.

If you type "illuminati" backwards, followed by '.com' in your address bar, you end up at the U.S. government's national security page.

Playing with puppies and kittens has been proven to relieve stress and help students perform better on tests.

Over-thinking about things only slows down your brain and leads to depression.

Strawberry is the only fruit with its seeds on the outside.

Only 20% of laughter comes fromjokes. The rest comes from situations and dialogue that bond people together socially.

Each day on average, 12 newborns will be given to the wrong parents.

Scientifically speaking, the color pink doesn't exist and should be called "minus green."

The more intelligent a woman is, the less likely she is to be fertile.

According to a survey conducted in "The Art of Kissing", 96% of women enjoy having their neck kissed the most.

The average male spends 43 minutes a day staring at 10 different women.

Humor is associated with intelligence and honesty - This is why women are attracted to men with a sense of humor.

Ants go to war similar to humans- They use even more advanced strategies such as sending the weaker ants out to fight first.

Humans are the only species on earth that have face-to-face sex

“B o o b” is the perfect word. The 'B' looks like an aerial view of them, two 'o's look like a front view and the 'b' looks like the side view.

Wearing yellow makes you look bigger on camera; green, smaller.

Squirrels are actually very kind to each other & will adopt abandoned baby squirrels left by their relatives.

Foreign Accent Syndrome is a psychological disorder in which people suddenly start speaking their native language with a foreign accent.

In ancient Greece, throwing an apple to a girl was a way to propose for marriage.. If the girl caught it, that would mean she accepts.

An octopus has three hearts.

The word "bed" looks like a bed.

Right now on your body, there is at least one place that itches.

Sleeping on the left side of the bed makes you more positive and cheerful.

Swans only have one partner for their whole life, and if their partner dies they could pass away from broken heart.

The more you talk about that person to others, the more you fall in love with that person.

Marijuana was made illegal in '1937' by a man who claimed it was a "drug" that made white women want to be with black men.

A politician who works for his own self interest, and not the interest of the people is known as a “snollygoster.”

We spend about 46.9% of our time simply daydreaming.

Clomipramine is a drug that causes you to orgasm when you yawn.

95% of people backspace their whole password if they think they have misspelled one letter!

You cannot snore and dream at the same time.

That moment right before you fallasleep when all of a sudden you jolt wide awake is called a myoclonic jerk.

Younger men usually have a higher alcohol tolerance than younger women, but this reverses with age.

A wedding ring goes on your left ring finger, because it is the only finger with a vain that connects to the heart.

On average, a 4-year-old child asks 437 questions a day.

People getting only 6 to 7 hours of sleep every night have a longer life expectancy than thosewho sleep 8 hours.

Cool

Nice writeup. Pls I appreciate u. Continue

2 is scary
5 is awesome
That akons name is hilarious

Lemme add some to the list
-Having s3x while sick can reduce a fever due to the sweat produced.

-Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you.

-There are weird similarities between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.

#Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
#Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
#Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
#Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
#Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
#Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
#Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.
#Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran And hid in a theater.
#Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

-Cracking your knuckles does not actually hurt your bones or cause arthritis. The sound you hear is just gas bubbles bursting

http://mobile.omg-facts.com/

Freiburger:
The lips still touches when pronouncing the letter W, and slightly with the letter V.

you can still manouver your way in pronouncing W and V, but you cant if you are to pronounce those give by the OP.

candygosh: 2 is scary
5 is awesome
That akons name is hilarious

Lemme add some to the list
-Having s3x while sick can reduce a fever due to the sweat produced.

-Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere in the world there is a duck watching you.

-There are weird similarities between Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy.

#Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
#Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
#Both were shot in the back of the head in the presence of their wives.
#Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
#Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
#Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808. Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
#Lincoln was shot in the Ford Theatre. Kennedy was shot in a Lincoln, made by Ford.
#Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse. Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran And hid in a theater.
#Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

-Cracking your knuckles does not actually hurt your bones or cause arthritis. The sound you hear is just gas bubbles bursting

http://mobile.omg-facts.com/

Lol! This Abraham and John kennedy thing is really weird! Thanks candy..

No4 is soo true for me.

Octopus chew up Their arms in stressful conditions

A baby kangaroo is Known as joey

A shark can detect a drop of Blood mixed in 100 gallons of water and poured into the sea

A monkey was once tried and convicted for smoking a cigarette in South Bend, Indiana

Most lipstick contains fish scales

Dipsomania refers to an insatiable craving for alcoholic beverages

A leech has 32 brains

lovely write up, am hearing nd learnin sum new tins, mods, front page pls!!!

Wel done Candy, I enjoyed the Kennedys stuff. Nice one.

Umartins1: Wel done Candy, I enjoyed the Kennedys stuff. Nice one.

I. Found. It weird too. Kip this thread goin pls

Women look their oldest at 3:30
PM every Wednesday.

Why Every Wednesday and why at 3:30pm? Is there a particular reason for this?

Nice thread btw.

Alcohol, marijuana or other drugs can cause erectile dysfunction and decreased sexual drive.

Of all the languages in the world, English has the largest vocabulary of about 800,000 words

A man spent 3 years creating "theperfect city' using Sim City. The city had the maximum population of 6 million, no crime and no pollution.

You're taller in the morning. Throughout the day, cartilage between your bones is compressed, making you about 1cm shorter by day’s end.

First tweet on Twitter, ever www.twitter.com/jack/status/20

Dogs have faithfully lived with humans for over 14,000 years.

The German word for 'birth control pill' is "antibabypille."

If you think someone was staring at you: Yawn. If they yawn back they were staring.

The Swedish and Finnish government actually pays students monthly pocket money if they attend high school and university.

Cenosillicaphobia is the fear of an empty beer glass.

A man once deposited a junk mailcheck into an ATM as a joke and it was accepted, putting $95,000 into his bank account.

An Oregon man was arrested and sentenced to 30 days in jail for collecting rainwater on his property.

There's 3G mobile phone coverage on the summit of Mount Everest, so you could tweet from the top.

Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream had the 1st recorded use of the word"swagger."

Morphine is named after"Morpheus", the Greek god of dreams.

People who said their favorite music is by Lil Wayne scored the lowest on the SAT.

The rarest natural eye colors are green, amber, violet, black, and red.

Snoop Dogg was Cameron Diaz's weed dealer in high school.

Being able to respond with sarcasm to a stupid question within seconds is literally a sign of a healthy brain.

A person's favorite song can tell you more about them than they ever could.

Your heartbeat changes with the music you listen to.

If you still feel tired after a good night's sleep, you're probably dehydrated. Drink some water after you wake up.

The voice of Mickey Mouse and the voice of Minnie Mouse got married in real life

May is National Ma$turbation Month, and the 28th of May is celebrated as National Ma$turbation Day.
Déja Vu occurs when your brain tries to apply a memory of a past situation to your current one, fails, and makes you feel like its happened.

Hogwarts headache is a medical term used for headache due to spending many hours reading an unusually long volume such as Harry Potter books

If someone's having a heart attack, they have to CHEW the aspirin and not just swallow it. It gets the aspirin into your bloodstream faster.

According to a recent research done on more than 16,000 women: the more curvy a woman, the more intelligent she is.

Dolphins have been known to participate in gang rap€.

Disney World is actually larger than 17 other countries.

The fight scene on top of a train in Skyfall was actually filmed on top of a real moving train, and Daniel Craig did not use a stunt double.

If you have no debts and $10 in your pocket, you have more wealth than 25% of Americans.

When you put a seashell next to your ear, it's the sound of your blood surging in your veins, not the ocean.

"Inception" took 10 years for Christopher Nolan to write.

The longest recorded marriage lasted 91 years and 12 days.

The faster your walking speed, the longer you are likely to live.

every year nearly 4 million cats are eaten in china

Chocolate releases the same chemical into your body that you get when you start falling in love.

It only takes about 0.2 seconds tofall in love.

Without that little voice in your head, you wouldn't be able to read this.

Having sarcastic friends will makeyou more creative. Sarcasm is considered a brain stimulant.

Since January 1st, drivers can legally flash their lights at other cars to warn them of police speed traps in Florida.

The blue whale ejaculates 40
gallons of sperm when mating.
Only 10% enters the female and
you always wondered why the
sea tasted salty!

Weird but true. Which means I've been ingesting sperm cells of Whales.

For a butterfly to fly it must have a body temperature of no less than 86 degrees fahrenheit or 30 degrees celsius.

Squirrels forget where about 50% of the nuts they’ve hidden are. Useless, Hahaha.

Did you know the first bullet proof vest and windshield wiper blades were both invented by women? Cool!

Cold weather makes fingernails grow faster. Weird!

The price of the Titanic cost about $7 million to build and the price of the Titanic movie was about $200 million to make. Unbelievable!

Fear of swallowing tooth paste is Paraskevidekatriaphobia also called Friggatriskaidekaphobia or Triskaidekaphobia.

A lion can mate more than 50 times in one day. Huh!

There is a Cookie Cup. You drink the coffee and then you eat the cup

Experts say caffeine is bad for you, fat is bad for you, sugar is bad for you... But don't worry, worrying is also bad for you too.

If you search for 241543903 in Google images, you'll find a lot of pictures of people with their heads in the freezer.

15 minutes of exercise per day can add 3 years to your life.

More than 90 percent of people are no longer friends with someone that they once called their best friend.

According to some old myths, when you're born, you're actually crying from your death in your past life.

In 1995, Liam Neeson refused to be James Bond because he didn't want to star in Action Movies.

Atelophobia is the common fear of not being good enough.

Beyoncé didn't get paid to perform for this year's Super Bowl halftime show.

Athazagoraphobia is the fear of being forgotten and or ignored by someone whom you care a lot about.

Farting can help reduce high blood pressure & is good for your health.

Mohammed is the most common name in the world.

Because the earth is slowing down, today is about 0.00000002 seconds longer than yesterday.

Since 2007, Bill Gates has given away about $28 billion, & has saved approximately six million lives.

Cursing when you're hurt helps to reduce the pain.

The average human has a bigger fear for spiders than for the death.

US eggs would be illegal in a UK supermarket because they are washed. UK eggs would be illegal in a US supermarket because they are unwashed

A “moment” is a medieval unit of time equal to 90 seconds.

Mosquitoes can fly through rain drops without getting hit.

Your taste in music develops through experience, and is not something you're born with.

The founder of match. com, lost his girlfriend to a man she met on match. com

There was a Russian game show that would have you steal a car and if you didn't get caught by the police within 35 minutes, you win the car.

Humans can actually die from a broken heart. Elephants too.

All 2,000 people who attended Gengis Khan's funeral was killed by 800 soldiers, who in turn were killed to ensure his grave was never found

It's not 2013 in North Korea. The year is 102, because North Korea marks years from the birth of Kim Il-sung, not Jesus.

An idiot is a stupid person with a mental age below 3 years, while a slowpoke is a stupid person with a mental age of between 7 to 12.

Strict parents tend to create sneaky children.

The average person has three, four or five best friends, And usually hates one person in their social group.

An eccedentesiast is someone who hides their pain behind a smile.

Despite the catchphrase "Gotta catch 'em all," Ash Ketchum only caught 43 of 649 Pokémon.

Printer ink is more expensive than human blood.

More calories can be burned by a human body just by thinking

Playing dead will help you survive a shark attack.

"Money can't buy life" were the final words said by Bob Marley to his son Ziggy on his death bed.

Lol.
Rily cool

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