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| Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by ademocrat(m): 4:42am On Mar 30, 2008 |
'na me ask the question',has proved me as a Nigerian |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 4:51am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I beg make i hear word!  Democrat is a political party in the United State. How come that is your ID on here?. . , . .that has disproved you of being a Nigerian. . .  |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 4:56am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I have sufficient proof that this "Sly" of a person is a Ghanian and not Nigerian. As for me, I love Nigeria with all my heart  and. . . . . .I don't really like Nigerian men and their attitudes  . I think that proves that I'm Nigerian by all standards  |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 5:03am On Mar 30, 2008 |
What!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ghawhat??  I'd rather be a NAZI that to be a Ghanaian Dont mind this Danity. . . She is just jealous because She's a (Mixed lady from) Afghanistan and Japan. . . So she's half Afghan/Japanese |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:05am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Sly - do you want me to dig up that post?   This guy is in fact not Ghanian. I was trying to cover up He's half-somalian and half-liberian. Now he's trying to claim Naija. Do you not hate Naija? Answer me. Till today he can't talk about his secondary school because "it's too bad for us to see" I am a proper naija girl - head to toe, not that you'd know though |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 5:13am On Mar 30, 2008 |
| Half what and what!!!!!!!!!!!!!!?? It would be better for me to have fell from heaven that to claim such places!! Don't worry. . .we condone afghan/japan on this forum!! Its not something to be worried about!!!! By the way: Please could you let me know what Chin Chan Chin CHin Chung hingin means in english? |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:15am On Mar 30, 2008 |
You're in denial! P.S. - You know your Chinese/Iraqi wifey can decode that. Naija girls like me know that chin chin is a pastry! Another proof that i'm Nigerian |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 5:19am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Nahhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Why r u lying?? ?? Just because i listed chin chin on stillwater's thread. . . . U are here to say im denying what i taught you? Pls im still waiting?? what is the meaning of Chin hua guo? |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:26am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I have no reason to lie. Are you a Nigerian? - No Can you prove that you're one - NO Do you speak a Nigerian language - NO Do you wish you were a Nigerian - YES Do we want you to be a Nigerian - NO So what does Sly do? He acted like his name and became very sly and joined NL. Is this TRUE - Yes I have proof. Sly - it means Sly secretly loves his country - China. |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 5:35am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Mogbe!!!!!  Who is from china?? ?? Just because i exposed you? OK then put up ur proves here and let us see and maybe at the end We might be able to distinguish between who is a Nigerian and who is not!! which would be u! First u said i was from Somalia. . .Now u said China. . China ko. . . . Chingy Ni. . . Don't push it otherwise i'ma expose more of you!!! |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:39am On Mar 30, 2008 |
My face alone proves I'm Nigerian. I'm not just going to give NL the privilege of seeing danity's face free of charge. You know you're from everywhere else but Nigeria. |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 5:43am On Mar 30, 2008 |
But i am not ''Nairaland'' I am ess ell. . . . Only that i am just allergic to Japanese albinos. . . |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:44am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Well let's make a trade. Sly tells his "Nigerian" secondary school story and then Danity shows part of her face to only ess ell. |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 5:52am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm . . . . *sighs* Ladiesss!! Lemme think about it. . . .But u ought to know how Nairaland is. . . Some People on here are tend to talk about what's been said to denigrate one's decency sooner or later!! |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 5:57am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Alrighty then. If only NL had a private chatroom |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 5:59am On Mar 30, 2008 |
True!!  |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 6:02am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I'll get you to tell me somehow - that's a promise. |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 6:08am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Huh? Someone had given u a Jazz or what? They don't work on me . . , |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 6:09am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I have more than jazz - I have DETERMINATION!!!!!!!!!!! |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 6:18am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Determi[b]nation[/b] ko Determine[b]City[/b] ni Lets see where your determination would get you. . . If i eventually tell you. . .thats means you are. . |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 6:36am On Mar 30, 2008 |
You're gradually pushing me towards the last option I might just consider - YIM I have to get it out of you. |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 6:41am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Hmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!! U sure u dont want to have a consistent nightmarish night? |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 6:45am On Mar 30, 2008 |
No. It' not nightmarish. I want to know. I'll add you later today. When I do - spill it! |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by TheSly: 6:50am On Mar 30, 2008 |
Whatever rocks ur boat sis!!! I am just showing sum concern!! |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by danity: 6:57am On Mar 30, 2008 |
I know - i'm cool bro! and you better accept it! |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by chibaby5(f): 2:41pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
i think this thread should b changed 2 sly n danity's differences |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by sunej(m): 3:37pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
I hate police and Nepa. I love NBF |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by spenchuks(m): 8:44am On Aug 27, 2008 |
its proven already |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by beemex(m): 6:59pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
To Prove that i am a Nigerian? ANSWER: ''HOW MUCH U GO PAY?'' |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by bastrin(f): 9:20pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
Anybody that can beat this shld meet me for his reward. I slap Nigeria with all my muscle 25kobo ruler n pencil To sever Nigeria is not by force to defend her penalty with all my hono n pwr so help me pawpaw. If you r a true son of d soil beat dis. |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by sunej(m): 11:00pm On Aug 27, 2008 |
beemex:You are indeed a Nigeri ;Dan. Ole! |
| Re: Prove That You Are A True Nigerian, An Not More Than Two Sentences by clemcykul(f): 11:36am On Aug 28, 2008 |
up NEPA! |
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