Here are some of the silly questions Nigerians ask in obvious situations..
1. At the movies: Hey, what are you doing here?

Bros, na tickets I com sell..

2. A fat lady steps on my feet and asks 'did that hurt?'

Me: no not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia, why don't you try again..

3. When I get woken up by a caller at midnight and the person asks 'sorry, were you sleeping?'

Me: No, I wasn't. I was doing a research on whether monkeys in Africa marry or not.. you thought I was sleeping and you called

4. When they see me with shorter hair.. 'hey, have you had a haircut?'

Me: No.. it's autumn, my hair is shredding..

5. When someone calls you on landline and asks; 'where are you'?

Me: I'm in the market with telephone hanging around my neck..

add yours

Or you sure it is Nigerians or just your village people

ITbomb: Or you sure it is Nigerians or just your village people

are my villagers not Nigerians?

mafiachic:
are my villagers not Nigerians?

No , just because your village people do ask silly questions doesn't mean that 180m people ask that kind question.

ITbomb:
No , just because your village people do ask silly questions doesn't mean that 180m people ask that kind question.

you are just being silly here.. it's very probable that we will be from the same place and you are running your mouth over nonsense.. I just put a simple and harmless writeup and I tell you, it's not compulsory to comment

This is really funny! Especially the landline part. Lol.

Lemme add mine.

A colleague sees you eating in the canteen...

Colleague: ol boy, you dey chop?
You: no o, I'm making a power point presentation.

Very funny!
A friend meets u in an elevator at the ground floor and asks "are u going up?
Yes! I'm going to the moon.