Express yourself


1. Infosys, Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:

Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave.



2. This is from Oracle Bangalore:

From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son: "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days, "



3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:

"as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave, "



4. From H.A.L. Administration dept:

"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."



5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:

"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"



6. An incident of a leave letter

"I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."



7. A leave letter to the headmaster:

"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"



8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:

"As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."



9. Covering note:

"I am enclosed herewith, "



10. Another one:

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below, "


11. Actual letter written for application of leave:

"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".



12. Letter writing:

"I am in well here and hope you are also in the same well."



13. A candidate's job application:

"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female', As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.

Na wah, na thesame British Teach us English or what?

wat a letter!
funny 4 sure

@ clemcykul , Thanks my guy

POSTER u ll ve to leave me too.

good jokes.

@ segunpc , I hereby declare one day leave for you.

I travelled nd all of you left me!!!

Nice joke!!!

good jokes dude

"Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below, "


Got ta roll on da floor wit laughter. . . .oh mennnnnnnn

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

U made ma day bro. ^thanks

@ diva_naija , even this one too "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

meaning say na him kill am , abi? and he want 10 days to run away

I am looking for the one to send my boss

@ Emperoh, you are very free to use any one you like, but i will recommend this "I am suffering from fever, please declare one day holiday."

ohilebo:

@ diva_naija , even this one too "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."

meaning say na him kill am , abi? and he want 10 days to run away

Oh mennnnnnnnnn. . .

^{here's 4 your effort}

heyy aritole kinna missed ya

wellcome back

@ i wil hunt u down with guns, kepp running

Sammy,

Na wetin u dey use hunt am?

I hope not broomstick and matches oh

i beg add catapault join

Sammy village never use that kain technology b4

I' also going on leaf

@ POSTER
MY OGA ABOUT TO SACK ME FOR SUDDEN BURST TO LAUGTER
I HEREBY REQUEST ANOTHER JOB

Origin,

as dem sack u as gatewoman, na which other job u want?

lol

iteun i think she go lyke this job *amebo consultant*