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The Sucker Punch by kronkykay(m): 10:43am On Apr 02, 2008 |
A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler. The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer? Grandpa replied 'Can your pecker touch your a55? The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, It's just a little pecker!' Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer." A little later, Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?" Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch your a55?" The little boy answered "No" again. Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar." A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk. Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?" The boy asked, "Can your pecker touch your a55?" Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my pecker can touch my a55!" The boy replied, "Then go Bleep yourself”! “Grandma made these for me." |
Re: The Sucker Punch by kronkykay(m): 11:03am On Apr 02, 2008 |
This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once, and I need something to keep me Hot, keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small cardboard box marked with an "X" and says, "Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12hours!" the guy says, "Gimme 3 boxes." The next day, the same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right up to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is hanging off in some places. The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay. " The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?!?!?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on that are you? " The guy says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up." |
Re: The Sucker Punch by aristole(m): 11:09am On Apr 02, 2008 |
He should Bleep his a55 now.Shortcut betterstill he should try d hole in the razor blade or exhaust pipe hole for maximum enjoyment.ok ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Sucker Punch by tjtj1(m): 7:19pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
aristole:perverted not funny reply ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Sucker Punch by kronkykay(m): 10:06pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
tj2 why are u always hating on another persons reply to posts. . . . . if u like the lady. . .go str8 to the point and make ur dirty filthy intentions known to her she may be good enuff to show u where her goat is. . . .so u can have ur way with 'em. . . . |
Re: The Sucker Punch by tjtj1(m): 11:41pm On Apr 02, 2008 |
aristole:does this make sense tuu yuu? |
Re: The Sucker Punch by TOYOSI20(f): 1:04am On Apr 03, 2008 |
Nice 1 |
Re: The Sucker Punch by kronkykay(m): 9:58am On Apr 03, 2008 |
thanks Toyosi! @ tj tj the replies are not shot at you! . . . it was directed towards the posts. . . not yu. . . . aproko like yu! heheheheheheh |
Re: The Sucker Punch by gilgee(m): 10:28am On Apr 03, 2008 |
Nice 1 donkey. |
Re: The Sucker Punch by aristole(m): 1:36pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
Never mind Tj.He was my ex-hobby after failing to be a man enough.He is a ghost of himself.I wonder if it was reffered to him. Just a mere response to a joke;he felt discomforted. @tj tj.Bleep your ass ok.RELAX OK? POOR BOY ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() |
Re: The Sucker Punch by manishmonu: 2:04pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
those girl hu want to bleeped my me.please contact me |
Re: The Sucker Punch by tjtj1(m): 8:40pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
lmao, laughing*23 |
Re: The Sucker Punch by SamMilla1(m): 8:43pm On Apr 03, 2008 |
no comment |
Re: The Sucker Punch by Lolabbey: 9:28am On Apr 04, 2008 |
nice post |
Re: The Sucker Punch by tjtj1(m): 6:57pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
nd aristole its spelt hubby not hobby ![]() |
Re: The Sucker Punch by CrazyMan(m): 7:41pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
Nice one |
Re: The Sucker Punch by jaymobb(m): 7:59pm On Apr 04, 2008 |
follow follow |
Re: The Sucker Punch by kronkykay(m): 8:25am On Apr 05, 2008 |
*rolls a blunt sharply* |
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