A five-year-old boy and his grandfather are sitting on the front porch together, when grandpa pulled a beer out of the cooler.

The little boy asked, 'Grandpa, can I have a beer?

Grandpa replied 'Can your pecker touch your a55?

The little boy answered, 'No Grandpa, It's just a little pecker!'

Grandpa said, "Then you're not man enough to have a beer."

A little later, Grandpa lit up a cigar. The little boy asked, "Grandpa, can I have a cigar?"

Once again, Grandpa asked, "Can your pecker touch your a55?"

The little boy answered "No" again.

Grandpa said, "Then your not man enough to have a cigar."

A little later, the boy came out of the house with some cookies and milk.

Grandpa asked, "Can I have a cookie?"

The boy asked, "Can your pecker touch your a55?"

Grandpa replied, "Hell yeah my pecker can touch my a55!"

The boy replied, "Then go Bleep yourself”!

“Grandma made these for me."

This guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist,
"Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had
three girls at once, and I need something to keep me
Hot, keep me potent."

The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer
and takes out a small cardboard box marked with an "X" and says,
"Here, if you eat this, you'll go NUTS for 12hours!" the guy says, "Gimme 3
boxes."

The next day, the same guy walks into the same pharmacy, right up
to the same pharmacist and pulls down his pants. The pharmacist looks in
horror as he notices the man's penis is black and blue, and the skin is
hanging off in some places.

The man says, "Gimme a bottle of Ben Gay.

" The pharmacist replies, "BEN GAY?!?!?! You're not going to put Ben Gay on
that are you?

" The guy says, "No, it's for my arms, the girls didn't show up."

He should Bleep his a55 now.Shortcut
                   
betterstill he should try d hole in the razor blade or exhaust pipe hole for maximum enjoyment.ok

aristole:

He should mess his a55 now.Shortcut

betterstill he should try d hole in the razor blade or exhaust pipe hole for maximum enjoyment.ok

perverted not funny reply

tj2

why are u always hating on another persons reply to posts. . . . .

if u like the lady. . .go str8 to the point and make ur dirty filthy intentions known to her

she may be good enuff to show u where her goat is. . . .so u can have ur way with 'em. . . .

aristole:

He should mess his a55 now.Shortcut

betterstill he should try d hole in the razor blade or exhaust pipe hole for maximum enjoyment.ok

does this make sense tuu yuu?

Nice 1

thanks Toyosi!

@ tj tj

the replies are not shot at you! . . . it was directed towards the posts. . . not yu. . . .


aproko like yu! heheheheheheh

Nice 1 donkey.

Never mind Tj.He was my ex-hobby after failing to be a man enough.He is a ghost of himself.I wonder if it was reffered to him. Just a mere response to a joke;he felt discomforted.

@tj tj.Bleep your ass ok.RELAX OK? POOR BOY

those girl hu want to bleeped my me.please contact me

lmao, laughing*23

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nice post

nd aristole its spelt hubby not hobby

Nice one

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*rolls a blunt sharply*