April 3, 2013
Baba Deborah and Mama Deborah
started having issues after the birth
of their 2nd child. At some point,
they stopped sleeping together.
#Magun 1
Baba Deborah suspected Mama
Deborah was getting the ‘koko’ from
other men but he couldn’t establish
this. He filed for divorce! #Magun 2
At the Customary Court, Agege,
Baba Deborah was shocked when
Mama Deborah informed the Court
that his something was too small for
kerewa. #Magun3
The judges advised them to go back
home and settle the matter
amicably. Baba Deborah was
humiliated. That week, he watched
‘Thunderbolt’. #Magun 4
The movie by Mainframe
Productions provided the answer to
Baba Deborah’s question: How do
you stop a wife who sleeps around?
#Magun 5
Baba Deborah was introduced to a
herbalist at Oranyan Area of Ibadan.
He got d package at the cost of
#1,250. Magun to badt! #Magun 6
Meanwhile, Mama Deborah kept
shaking her tail feathers around
Agege. She sampled any koko that
came to her attention. Koko
Sampler. #Magun 7
Mama Deborah heard about
Asunmo’s legendary koko. Asunmo
was a member of NURTW, Agege.
They made a deal. Venue –
Okanlomo Hotel. #Magun 8
For almost a year, the only place
Baba Deborah had sex with Mama
Deborah was in his dream. He
started laying d magun (don’t climb)
for her. #Magun 9
Asunmo & Mama Debo started
exchanging sms over their proposed
rendezvous. “Boda Asunmo, Olohun,
ma d* yin pa!” She texted him.
#Magun 10
“Iwo bawo? Ti mi o ba je k’osunkun,
pe mi ni omo ale” Asunmo
responded just a day before their
date at the hotel at Agbado Ijaye.
#Magun 11
As usual, Baba Deborah dropped the
magun on the floor for Mama
Deborah to cross on the D-day. She
told him she was going to the
market #Magun 12
Asunmo had taken enough paraga
before leaving the park. He was
waiting for Mama Deborah in the
hotel room. She came in with an
Alaroye. #Magun 13
As soon as she entered, Mama
Deborah threw away her wrapper
away. She had nothing underneath.
Asunmo’s koko went gaga! He
rushed her. #Magun 14
Asunmo placed Mama Deborah on
the bed and went to work
immediately. She was reading Iwe
Iroyin Alaroye. “Boda Asunmo, se e
ti wole ni?” #Magun 15
“OPC kilo fun Boko Haramu”
Mama Deborah kept reading from
Alaroye while Asunmo continued
digging into the hole of life. #Magun
16
It appeared Asunmo was about
reach the climax when he suddenly
screamed “Yeeeee! Omi o! Water!
Water!!” Mama Deborah dropped
the Alaroye. #Magun 17
Asunmo rushed to the fridge to get
water. He drank two big bottles of
Eva table water. “Kukuruku!”
Shouted Asunmo like a cock.
#Magun 18
Before Mama Deborah knew what
was happening, Asunmo did a
somersault. That was when she
knew it had to be magun. Someone
had placed the charm on her.
#Magun 19
She was aware of how most
‘maguns’ operate. The victim takes
water, crows, does seven
somersaults and drops dead. She
was in deep shit. #Magun 20
To even think Asunmo’s ‘koko’ was
not as endowed as widely rumoured
around Agege. But, how would she
get out of this mess? #Magun 21
Asunmo knew he had misfired. This
was definitely ‘magun’ in action.
“Chei! I shouldn’t die like this na” he
thought. Somersault number 5.
#Magun 22
To even think Mama Deborah’s
something was as wide and deep as
a well. Asunmo was also sure this
would be a trip from a well to hell.
#Magun 23
By the time Asunmo did the 6th
somersault and Mama Deborah
could not hold him, she screamed.
“Ara adugbo, e gba mi o! Help!”
Door was locked. #Magun 24
Just before his 7th somersault,
Asunmo thought “What if I didn’t
climb her? What if she climbed
instead? What if I used condom?”
#Magun 25
The hotel door came down as
Asunmo finished the 7th somersault.
Not even Messi could break the
‘magun’ record. No one has ever
done 8. #Magun 26
That was the end of Asunmo. Mama
Deborah is still in Police detention.
I’ll sell the story to ‘Iwe Iroyin
Alaroye’. #Magun 27
THE END
Question 1: If ‘Magun’ means “don’t
climb”, would it make any
difference if the woman climbed
instead? #Magun
Question 2: Shouldn’t condoms
provide enough protection against
‘magun’? #Magun
Question 3: If you gave head to a
‘magun-laden’ woman, would you
live or die? #Magun
I posted these tweets on my TL last
nite.
I am @SagaySagay on twitter.