Now, for the record, this is REAL. This was the final product of a human, with and iQ of [insert number of your choosing after you're done reading] accepted this as completly ok. The link is here:

http://deoluakinyemi.com/categoryjob-blog/2006/04/

The sample in question is pasted below.

Happy reading!

[size=13pt]Vacancy - Law Firm[/size]
Case Administrators - Lawyers with IT Experience
Location: Lagos
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Description:
The role principally entails managing the computer information infrastructure and directing the technical staff.This will include developing,publishing and administration of electronic content for the institution’s public information portal, extranet and intranet (webmaster duties) ;training, oversight and technical assistance to court personnel involved in computer - aided data entry and workflow process, etc.

Qualification
First Degree in Law. Sharp analytical skills. Minimum of 5 years experience as a legal practitioner.
Familiarity with court processes, hands - on experience with all stages of judicial process and case management. Good grounding in IT/IS, Internet applications, File transfer Protocol (FTP), good working knowledge of HTML and Web Design, web software programming, presentations, databases and spreadsheets.
Strong organizational skills,written and verbal communication skills. Interpersonal and teamwork skills. Only candidates with formal IT qualifications and hands-on experience will be considered.
(Interested in picking up these skills within a space of two weeks? -contact, o.olajide@generissolutions, with mail captioned, IT skills training)

How to apply
Write in confidence,enclosing your cv and current remuneration package to:
The Senior Consultant (Recruiting)
SAMUELSON, Ref: Case Administrator, P.O.Box 5924, Lagos
Or, E-mail:recruiting@samuelson.com.ng

Na where MOD dey?

*exits thru the backyard*