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Before And After Marriage by WebMonk(m): 8:35pm On Apr 04, 2008
Please read this carefully.
Is it true I wonder?!!

Before Marriage

Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top wink cheesy grin
Re: Before And After Marriage by adekennis(m): 9:54pm On Apr 04, 2008
lol cheesy cheesy nice one
Re: Before And After Marriage by princeonx: 11:28pm On Apr 04, 2008
funny grin but seriously though make God no let us see that kind relationship/marriage Oh! let the house say Amen
Re: Before And After Marriage by TOYOSI20(f): 6:48am On Apr 05, 2008
ROFL, cheesy
Re: Before And After Marriage by kronkykay(m): 9:04am On Apr 05, 2008
nice jokes!
Re: Before And After Marriage by WebMonk(m): 10:43am On Apr 05, 2008
tnx. More to come!
Re: Before And After Marriage by delib: 1:48pm On Apr 05, 2008
u are welcomed
Re: Before And After Marriage by lightest(m): 1:11pm On Apr 06, 2008
@smilla

even if you know the source afterall he still posted it for those that have not seen it before. people like you should be barred from nairaland.people that doens't see good things in others. ole
Re: Before And After Marriage by Keziah(f): 2:30pm On Apr 06, 2008
lol wink cheesy Good one poster

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