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Reason Why I Never Visit A 5* Hotel For Tea by akara(m): 7:43pm On Apr 05, 2008 |
Reason why never visit a 5* Hotel Question : "What would you like to have , Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or Coffee?" Answer: "tea please" Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?" Answer : "Ceylon tea " Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?" Answer: "white" Question: "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?" Answer: "With milk " Question: "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk" Answer: "With cow milk please. Question: " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?" Answer: " Um, I'll take it black. " Question: " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?" Answer: "With sugar" Question: " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?" Answer: "Cane sugar " Question:" White , brown or yellow sugar ?" Answer: "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." Question: "Mineral water or still water ? " Answer: "Mineral water" Question: "Flavored or non-flavored ?" Answer: "I'll rather die of thirst |
Re: Reason Why I Never Visit A 5* Hotel For Tea by Cadet(f): 7:50pm On Apr 05, 2008 |
LOL!! nice, i like it |
Re: Reason Why I Never Visit A 5* Hotel For Tea by hclacid(m): 8:05pm On Apr 05, 2008 |
@poster u rock man |
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