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What Nigerians Do!!!(a Must Read) by Nobody: 11:40am On Apr 11, 2013
The Truth ABOUT NIgeria****
When NIGERIANS steal money, dey kip it
in SWISS BANKS,
When dey're sick dey go 2 INDIA or
GERMANY,
When dey want 2 invest dey go 2
AMERICA,
When dey want 2 buy mansions dey buy
in LONDON/CANADA.
When they want to shop, Dey go 2
DUBAI 4 shopping,
When its time for holidays they goto
PARIS 4 holidays.
When dey want 2 repent - ISRAEL OR
SAUDI ARABIA.
But when dey DIE dey all want 2 b
BURIED in NIGERIA.
Pls, help me ask dem, if NIGERIA is a
CEMETERY
Re: What Nigerians Do!!!(a Must Read) by Nobody: 6:07pm On Apr 11, 2013
Osahon7: The Truth ABOUT NIgeria****
When NIGERIANS steal money, dey kip it
in SWISS BANKS,
When dey're sick dey go 2 INDIA or
GERMANY,
When dey want 2 invest dey go 2
AMERICA,
When dey want 2 buy mansions dey buy
in LONDON/CANADA.
When they want to shop, Dey go 2
DUBAI 4 shopping,
When its time for holidays they goto
PARIS 4 holidays.
When dey want 2 repent - ISRAEL OR
SAUDI ARABIA.
But when dey DIE dey all want 2 b
BURIED in NIGERIA.
Pls, help me ask dem, if NIGERIA is a
CEMETERY
yes!! If not, wat do u think?
Re: What Nigerians Do!!!(a Must Read) by Nobody: 7:00pm On Apr 12, 2013
I like dis one grin grin

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