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Knock Knock by drealnoni(f): 5:35pm On May 10, 2006
I'm sure you guy know knock knock jokes,lets do a thread on knock knock jokes please make the puns smart.

heres mine

knock knock

who's there?

norma lee

norma lee who?

normalee i don't go knocking on peoples doors,do want to buy some oranges



another one is:

knock knock

who's there?

doris

doris who?

doris locked that's why im knocking.

so try and supply your own knock knock jokes
Re: Knock Knock by drealnoni(f): 5:39pm On May 10, 2006
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Yo momma.
Yo momma, who?
Seriously, it's yo momma, open the damned door!
Re: Knock Knock by whiteroses(f): 5:44pm On May 10, 2006
knock knock
who's there
someone
someone who
someone who can't reach the door bell
Re: Knock Knock by drealnoni(f): 5:53pm On May 10, 2006
knock knock
who is there
whiteroses
whiteroses who
white roses for you my love
Re: Knock Knock by drealnoni(f): 5:55pm On May 10, 2006
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Re: Knock Knock by drealnoni(f): 5:58pm On May 10, 2006
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Hawaii.
Hawaii who?
I'm fine, Hawaii you?
Re: Knock Knock by eveseh(f): 9:56pm On May 10, 2006
knock kncok am lonely in here
knock kncok am dressing in here
knock kncok who's that girl?
Re: Knock Knock by mukina2: 9:57pm On May 10, 2006
knock knock can icome in
knock knock anybody home
knock knock bettre ger dressed
Re: Knock Knock by eveseh(f): 10:24pm On May 10, 2006
mukina2:

knock knock can icome in
knock knock anybody home
knock knock bettre ger dressed

knock knock u can come in
knco kncok,am home
kncok knock,am geting dress cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Knock Knock by nike4luv(f): 10:31pm On May 10, 2006
knock knock

whos dere

shocking

shocking who?

SHOCKING YOU!
Re: Knock Knock by 2cantango(f): 3:02am On May 11, 2006
Knock knock

Who's there?

Nunya

Nunya who?

Nunya business tongue
Re: Knock Knock by drealnoni(f): 11:29am On May 11, 2006
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Annie.
Annie who?
Annie thing you can do, I can do better.
Re: Knock Knock by drealnoni(f): 11:31am On May 11, 2006
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Amos.
Amos who?
Amosquito bit me!
Re: Knock Knock by whiteroses(f): 11:31am On May 12, 2006
knock knock
whose there
hope
hope who
open the door
Re: Knock Knock by lilred(f): 12:08pm On May 15, 2006
Knock Knock

Who's there?

Iran!

Iran who?

Iran over here to tell you this!
Re: Knock Knock by omogenaija(f): 10:29pm On Jul 27, 2006
knock knock

who's there ?

i bet

i bet who ?

i bet u can't do it like me



i know that was wack undecided undecided
Re: Knock Knock by chistiana(f): 5:41pm On Jan 13, 2008
Knock, Knock

hey is me dick

just can't get enough of u

wat?

ohhhh sorry pussy.

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