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Ebamma Modern Dictionary by ebamma(m): 7:07pm On Apr 14, 2013
Argument: a discussion that occurs when u are right, but the other just hasn't realised yet
2)Boss:someone who is early when u are late, and late when you are early or one who is right when u are wrong and right when u are right.
3)Beauty:the power with which a woman charms a lover and terrifies a husband.
4)Cannibal:someone who is fed up with people
5)Chicken:the only animal u eat before it is born and after it is dead
6)Committee:a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
7)Celebrity:one who is known by many people he is glad he didn't know
coolConclusion:what u reach, when u are tired of thinking
9)Courage:the fear of being thought a coward or the judgement that something is more important than fear
10)Destiny:a tyrant's excuse authority for crime and a fool's excuse for failure
11)Doctor:a person who kills your ills by pills, and kills u with his bills
12)Foreign aid:money transferred from poor people in rich countries, to rich people in poor countries
13)Grandparents:People who think your children are wonderful even though the are sure you are not raising them right
14)Economist:a person who professes to know more about money than the people who have it
15)Goodluck: probability translated into great fortune, example Gej=shoeless boy into president
16)Cigarette:tobacoo rolled in a paper with a fire at one end and a fool on the other end
17)Justice: a decision in your favour.
18)Etc. abbrev. :a sign to make others believe that you know more than u actually do
Re: Ebamma Modern Dictionary by ebamma(m): 11:25am On Apr 15, 2013
Girlfriend:a girl who thinks u worthy of paying her bills
Re: Ebamma Modern Dictionary by ebamma(m): 11:26am On Apr 15, 2013
Football match: the act of 22 foolish men trying to put one ball into a net
Re: Ebamma Modern Dictionary by ebamma(m): 11:29am On Apr 15, 2013
dont only read and pass guys, please comment
Re: Ebamma Modern Dictionary by Temismith: 6:49pm On Apr 15, 2013
Ebamma: the guy who tinks he has d right and direct defination to some words and he actually does! grin tongue
Re: Ebamma Modern Dictionary by Bobandgreat: 7:54pm On Apr 15, 2013
Ebamma: the guy who thinks he is a philosopher but is actually a pessimist..

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