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What Would U Ve Done?..... by phineboy1pimple(m): 11:03pm On Apr 14, 2013
I was in dis taxi wen she
came in.
I said: 'hi good day' she just
looked at me; snub n didn't
reply.
I am greeting u: i said! n so
wat!:
she retorted. As d car
moved, i
offered her d chocolate i
was
eatin n she hissed at me:
'mtcheeew' den I quietly
be
myself. Wen we got to
Owerri, she
dropped before me wit her
big
hand bag lookin beautiful i
must
confess. Shortly i heard a
pinging
sound of blackberry den i
looked
down n saw a blackberry
torch in-
between d seat wit her
beautiful
face on d screen. Quickly i
stopped; picked keke n
rushed
back to d junction wea she
had
dropped. Luckly i saw her
entering a fast food joint.
Den i
humbly called her: hello!
hello!!
Den she stopped n looked
back
standing at d entrance
door of d
fast food. Wen she saw me,
she
waved her head n in d
public she
said: look at how stupid u
are...so
cos of a girl u stopped at
wea u r
not suppose to stop: Idiot!
She
went inside not knowing
dat i
came to give her her
phone. Wat
would u hav done if u were
in my
shoes...
Re: What Would U Ve Done?..... by dopeJemi: 11:12pm On Apr 14, 2013


I wud av given her d phone 2 make her Look very stoopid and ashamed


So did u give her d phone
Re: What Would U Ve Done?..... by haruna1970(m): 11:25pm On Apr 14, 2013
phineboy1pimple: I was in dis taxi wen she
came in.
I said: 'hi good day' she just
looked at me; snub n didn't
reply.
I am greeting u: i said! n so
wat!:
she retorted. As d car
moved, i
offered her d chocolate i
was
eatin n she hissed at me:
'mtcheeew' den I quietly
be
myself. Wen we got to
Owerri, she
dropped before me wit her
big
hand bag lookin beautiful i
must
confess. Shortly i heard a
pinging
sound of blackberry den i
looked
down n saw a blackberry
torch in-
between d seat wit her
beautiful
face on d screen. Quickly i
stopped; picked keke n
rushed
back to d junction wea she
had
dropped. Luckly i saw her
entering a fast food joint.
Den i
humbly called her: hello!
hello!!
Den she stopped n looked
back
standing at d entrance
door of d
fast food. Wen she saw me,
she
waved her head n in d
public she
said: look at how stupid u
are...so
cos of a girl u stopped at
wea u r
not suppose to stop: Idiot!
She
went inside not knowing
dat i
came to give her her
phone. Wat
would u hav done if u were
in my
shoes...
I would leave with the phone. I know she will call her phone. Then I would insult her back before asking her to come for it.
Re: What Would U Ve Done?..... by dwkoko(m): 11:33pm On Apr 14, 2013
i wld jst show her d fone, making sure she sees it then i wld walk away n she wld come begging...

Re: What Would U Ve Done?..... by phineboy1pimple(m): 12:11am On Apr 15, 2013
haruna1970:
I would leave with the phone. I know she will call her phone. Then I would insult her back before asking her to come for it.


Don't U think that will justify her calling ya stupid? Cuz Y wud U wanna go thru all d rigors n turn back without having d last laugh or showing who's more stupid.... grin
haruna1970:
I would leave with the phone. I know she will call her phone. Then I would insult her back before asking her to come for it.


Don't U think that will justify her calling ya stupid? Cuz Y wud U wanna go thru all d rigors n turn back without having d last laugh or showing who's more stupid....
Re: What Would U Ve Done?..... by phineboy1pimple(m): 12:13am On Apr 15, 2013
dw_koko: i wld jst show her d fone, making sure she sees it then i wld walk away n she wld come begging...


Will that b better than Yu jst returning d fone to her without a word n allow her guilt haunt her?
Re: What Would U Ve Done?..... by phineboy1pimple(m): 12:14am On Apr 15, 2013
dopeJemi:

I wud av given her d phone 2 make her Look very stoopid and ashamed


So did u give her d phone


Tot so too...
Re: What Would U Ve Done?..... by kentoplash(m): 12:57am On Apr 15, 2013
haruna1970:
I would leave with the phone. I know she will call her phone. Then I would insult her back before asking her to come for it.
Gbam! Guy u have said it all.
Re: What Would U Ve Done?..... by phineboy1pimple(m): 1:03am On Apr 15, 2013
kentoplash:
Gbam! Guy u have said it all.



Lmao... Badt guy...
Re: What Would U Ve Done?..... by star4(f): 7:00pm On May 07, 2013
Awww you offered her chocolate, that's sweet smiley I would have told her she left her phone then said sarcastically I think you're the silly one, smile and walk off chomping your chocolate wink what did you actually do tho?

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