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Russian Pretzel by drealnoni(f): 11:49am On May 11, 2006 |
Three Americans were up against a very large Russian in a wrestling meet. They were nervous because he had a famous move called "The Russian Pretzel," which often landed his opponents in the hospital. When the first American caught a glimpse of him, he said, "Coach, he's HUGE. I'm scared." The coach replied, "You da MAN! Just go in there and tear him up!" The guy started the match quite confidently, but after about a minute, the Russian picked him up, slammed him into the famous pretzel, and sent him to the emergency room. The same thing happened to the second wrestler, so the third guy was petrified. He told his coach he was backing out. The coach said, "C'mon, son. You're our last chance!" The kid started out pretty well, but when the Russian started to twist him into the pretzel, the coach covered his eyes. When he opened them, he saw the referee holding the American's hand up in victory. The coach, baffled, asked the kid how he did it. "Well Coach, when that damn Russian picked me up and started twisting my body, it HURT! So when I saw two red things dangling there, I bit them, HARD! You'd be surprised what you can do when you bite your own balls!" |
Re: Russian Pretzel by micklplus(m): 12:10pm On May 11, 2006 |
the koko is tha, the guy has won ! Cheers |
Re: Russian Pretzel by diddy4(m): 2:27pm On May 11, 2006 |
funny |
Re: Russian Pretzel by dm(m): 2:44pm On May 13, 2006 |
Re: Russian Pretzel by eveseh(f): 3:12pm On May 13, 2006 |
really REALLY REALLY FUNNY |
Re: Russian Pretzel by spikelord(m): 12:38pm On May 16, 2006 |
Haha, You mean he bit the Russian's balls, |
Re: Russian Pretzel by dbaptist1(m): 10:29pm On Dec 08, 2008 |
no he bit his balls and ran mad at the pain which made him to beat the oda man so next time wen u re in a difficult situation bite ur balls and u will ovacome the situation but for the ladies u aiint got anytin 2 wory cus u aiint got any balls |
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