I enjoin everybody to join me as i mark my birthday.

For all those who are appreciating my work, those who has gotten angry with me already due to lack of constant updates, my friends, my readers even the silent once. Here is the time to show how much you love me.


Your birthday wishes for me will be more than gold to me.

And to my silent readers, it will cost little or nothing to just write 'happy birthday' at least,

am here waiting for your wishes my beloved ones.

Thanks and God bless.

Happy birthday to you.

ifyalways: Happy birthday to you.

thanks my dear, God bless

hapi bday fam

First of all.. You gave me a wrong number, secondly, why would you do such a thing... Normally, you could have seen a text that would have blown you away. A pure masculine text, make una think wetin una want. No homo.




''He came to the world in diapers
After Mama and Papa straffed
In the night they sweated nd grunted
Working energetically on d creaking bed
Finally Papa scored a nice goal
His body reverbrated in a moan
Mama concealed the goal within
For finally she had taken in

Months later he kicked at her
His little fit sending pain tru her
When she ignored he clawed
Making her realized d dawn had come
Time to bring him out tru d pasage
Same way he had entad as a spilage
Now he had come out
Making his Mama shout

Years have gone and he had grown
Like the tree that was sown
He yielded fruits everywia he went
None place could resist his dent
The Kaduna niqqa had come
Making a mark in dz kingdom

Well... With age come wisdom...
I believe nd know now is the time
Go out there and show them
Papa nd Mama did not sweat in vain.



Happy Birthday Brotherly...

I will write your full name when I get it, you better beg me....

First of all.. You gave me a wrong number, secondly, why would you do such a thing... Normally, you could have seen a text that would have blown you away. A pure masculine text, make una think wetin una want. No homo.




''He came to the world in diapers
After Mama and Papa straffed
In the night they sweated nd grunted
Working energetically on d creaking bed
Finally Papa scored a nice goal
His body reverbrated in a moan
Mama concealed the goal within
For finally she had taken in

Months later he kicked at her
His little fit sending pain tru her
When she ignored he clawed
Making her realized d dawn had come
Time to bring him out tru d pasage
Same way he had entad as a spilage
Now he had come out
Making his Mama shout

Years have gone and he had grown
Like the tree that was sown
He yielded fruits everywia he went
None place could resist his dent
The Kaduna niqqa had come
Making a mark in dz kingdom

Well... With age come wisdom...
I believe nd know now is the time
Go out there and show them
Papa nd Mama did not sweat in vain.



Happy Birthday Brotherly...

I will write your full name when I get it, you better beg me....

Foxy_Ultimate: First of all.. You gave me a wrong number, secondly, why would you do such a thing... Normally, you could have seen a text that would have blown you away. A pure masculine text, make una think wetin una want. No homo.




''He came to the world in diapers
After Mama and Papa straffed
In the night they sweated nd grunted
Working energetically on d creaking bed
Finally Papa scored a nice goal
His body reverbrated in a moan
Mama concealed the goal within
For finally she had taken in

Months later he kicked at her
His little fit sending pain tru her
When she ignored he clawed
Making her realized d dawn had come
Time to bring him out tru d pasage
Same way he had entad as a spilage
Now he had come out
Making his Mama shout

Years have gone and he had grown
Like the tree that was sown
He yielded fruits everywia he went
None place could resist his dent
The Kaduna niqqa had come
Making a mark in dz kingdom

Well... With age come wisdom...
I believe nd know now is the time
Go out there and show them
Papa nd Mama did not sweat in vain.



Happy Birthday Brotherly...

I will write your full name when I get it, you better beg me....

did u say wrong number?

Bt notwitstandin, thanks for your comment u just made my day to begin in a bright note, am greatful broda from another mother

Happy birthday Petokey


Ps: I still don't know you

Br3nd4: Happy birthday Petokey


Ps: I still don't know you

thanks my dearie,

u said u stil dnt knw me?
okay then FOXY! over to you.

Wishing you a happy birthday dude.

Freiburger: Wishing you a happy birthday dude.

thanks bro.

Happy birthday petokey , de lord will multiply ur age and grant u ur heart desires. Amen.

nichole2: Happy birthday petokey , de lord will multiply ur age and grant u ur heart desires. Amen.

ah! multiply my age? But i didn't ask 4 dat oh!

All d same tanx my dear.

Hahahahahahahahah. Sori I meant. He. Will mutiply. Ur. Years. On earth so u can live long .

nichole2: Hahahahahahahahah. Sori I meant. He. Will mutiply. Ur. Years. On earth so u can live long .

i thought as much my dear, tanx

On behalf of the Nairaland Sinners Association; I wish you a happy birthday, and many 'sin-less' years ahead.

Get yourself a nice wet c'unt for this night, you deserve it. (Ensure you keep the condoms close by).

#in case you don't find that perfect cu'nt, inform me so I can forward any of the following: Br3nda (she does bite during sex), nicole (she still claims she is a virgin, but I know better), Sapphire86 (she's still angry with me for playing with her pubic hair after the last time, so don't touch those curly hairs when u're done), sexychic (I hope her Abj non-boyfriend don't get to see this).

Happy birthday bro! Enjoy!

Mazi_Omenuko:

#in case you don't find that perfect cu'nt, inform me so I can forward any of the following: Br3nda (she does bite during sex)

and you know abt dat how

Mazi_Omenuko: On behalf of the Nairaland Sinners Association; I wish you a happy birthday, and many 'sin-less' years ahead.

Get yourself a nice wet c'unt for this night, you deserve it. (Ensure you keep the condoms close by).

#in case you don't find that perfect cu'nt, inform me so I can forward any of the following: Br3nda (she does bite during sex), nicole (she still claims she is a virgin, but I know better), Sapphire86 (she's still angry with me for playing with her pubic hair after the last time, so don't touch those curly hairs when u're done), sexychic (I hope her Abj non-boyfriend don't get to see this).

thanks brother, i believe you.

And the gals:
Br3nda she bites? K, i tink i hav a remedy 4 dat.

Nicole virgin?, she will offer me the privilege to pop the cherry:-P

Sapphire86 trust me i wont dare touch it.

Sexychic don't worry i will take of the guy.

Mazi these wonderful birthday gift are superb. They are okay for me tonight thanks

Hahahahahahahahaha.

. Best advice go after de ones dat are in nigeria. , I can't be located mines for keep for my future dear , and by de way have. A splendid night , on des ur birthday.

Br3nd4:

and you know abt dat how

its complicated u won't undastnd

Coolval22.com:
Happy birthday bro! Enjoy!

thanks broda, God bless.

Br3nd4:

and you know abt dat how

its complicated u won't undastnd

nichole2: . Best advice go after de ones dat are in nigeria. , I can't be located mines for keep for my future dear , and by de way have. A splendid night , on des ur birthday.

I understand, gals do meant YES weneva they say NO.

I will be gentle with u, trust me. We are going to feel each other pleasurably.

i want my night to be splendid with you.

Hahahahahahahahaha , u people make me laugh so much on des thread , na wa oooo. U better. Enjoy wat u know u can get. Instead of looking for wat u wd never get. .

petokey:

its complicated u won't undastnd

u wan die?

Happy birthday honey wishing you many good things including ife na agwu ike eji ezu ike

Happy Birthday Bro
I for come over there if not for all those Poorly Devise Explosives [not even worth to be call bomb]
You know I ve dependants in my constituency as Chairman House Committee on Women Empowerment

May ur birthday be bombfree.

Br3nd4: u wan die?

You want to kill our celebrant

Mazi_Omenuko:

You want to kill our celebrant

I wouldnt mind..

Mazi_Omenuko: Br3nda
nicole
Sapphire86
sexychic .

and where is gluv in this list, u are keepin her for too long, I thought we had internal family agreement on what should happen when you are done with her.
I am impatiently waiting.