Moses and Jesus were in a party playing golf one day. Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. The ball landed in the fairway, but rolled directly toward a water hazard. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water parted and it rolled to the other side, safe and sound.

Next, Jesus strolled up to the tee and hit a nice long one directly toward the same water hazard. It landed right in the center of the pond and kind of hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped the ball onto the green.

The third guy got up and randomly whacked the ball. It headed out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It bounced off a truck and hit a nearby tree. From there, it bounced onto the roof of a shack close by and rolled down into the gutter, down the drain spout, out onto the fairway and straight toward the aforementioned pond.

On the way to the pond, the ball hit a stone and bounced out over the water onto a lily pad, where it rested quietly. Suddenly a very large bullfrog jumped up on a lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away. As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the ball, which bounced right into the cup for a hole in one.

Moses turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."

Is this a joke or madness?

If u don't get d joke...Go hit d sack

chux76: If u don't get d joke...Go hit d sack

Do the part two with the other religion format

chux76: If u don't get d joke...Go hit d sack

Do the part two with the other religion format

I keep wondering why weed is so cheap.

Exponental: I keep wondering why weed is so cheap.

now this is the joke, LOLOLOL...

@OP, please dont use religion as a joke again, its wrong!!!

THIS JOKE IS OUT OF POINT FIRST OF YOU WHO GAVE YOU THE AUDACITY TO USE JESUS THAT IS A SACRED NAME STOP IT YOU KNOW YOU CANT TRY THAT WITH ISLAM SO LETS HAVE RESPECT FOR CHRISTIANITY PLS.

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eazzzy1: I'm a christian,and I got the joke.the three players did a miracle,but God's was d greatest..

You are the man @Eazzzy1..at least there is someone who REALLY understands the joke. Many of us so-called Christians are just hypocrites...Read between the lines and you would get d joke...Miracles that they performed but we tend to see it from the "Hypocritical angle" with a "bigotric" view. There is no diss in the joke,just showing their miracle capabilities.

I dont want to cause a religious war, but if christians portray GOD almighty as a man, then i'm sorry......