A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the
motorway.
Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks
on
the window. The driver rolls down his
window and asks, "What's going on? the man
responded
"Militants have kidnapped, OBJ, IBB,
Atiku,
Buhari, Tony Anenih, Ahmadu Ali, Dariye,
Nnamani, Odili, Ibrahim Mantu, Tinubu, Kalu, and
Igbinedion. They're asking for a $500
Million
ransom. Otherwise they're going to douse
them
with petrol and set them on fire. So, we're going
from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver
asks, "How much is everyone contributing,
on the average?" the man responded
"About a litre of petrol and a stick of matches."