Date : Tuesday 16th April 2013

Against : Chiagoziem Agoz Ogbuka

Length : 10 lines

Result : Pending


Lets go . . .


I'm known for lynching fakes/ and ripping mates/ firing slugs from screeching cranes/
I breach his gate . . / to take
this 'odd man out' . . like the
'12th episode of prison break!/


I dispel this miser/ cos hes one effing biter/ displaying empty cyphers/
. . . he couldn't 'raise the bar' . . 'lifting the Chelsea striker'!/


I'm sure to commit a core arson/ when my pump action/ burn this poor wack son/
I got a fleet of cars . . so I'm
free to 'X C' . . like a model of 'Ford Falcon'!/


While he parks a tipper/ I land a big car/ brand and neater/ thats eight seater/ in the front of the club, to spray cheddars
on ballerimas/
. . but if thinks Im his class . . Ill devour the younger nigga . . when I 'buck-a-junior' . . like 'a football club in Argentina'!/


So this dickrider/ whos a big
liar/ foolishly claiming to spit fire/
. . can never spit 'ill on the
web' . . even if he was a 'sick spider'!/

Keep em coming

Hmmm . Please do explain this thread.

They still havent told me the meaning of this thread ooo!

Chuka I just wanna keep record of my brawls on FB. For future references or so . . .

Date : 23 April 2013
Against : Philrated
Length : 20 lines
Result : Win


I teach him an old lesson/ when I castrate this broke felon/
. . I spray him with guns made from 'Warsaw' . . just to kill him with a 'Pole' weapon!!/

so it's just lucid and clear/ that Ill bully him here/
cos if he doesn't know about Mik . . Ill punch today's paper into his organ of hearing . . just to make the news reach his ear!!/

I outshine this hazy gentile/ with crazy end rhymes/
. . . cos wearing tight face caps . . is his only hope of making headlines!!/

I'm known to brandish legend thrills/ cos I posses excess skills/
. . but check the latest RV tourney . . this demented Phil/ couldn't pass the first stage . . like rejected bills!!/

With the kinda dope lines I throw across/ even Phil knows I'm boss/
I'm a 'computer virus' to him . . cos these lines are fucking him up . . like 'Trojan whores'!!/

He ll be seeing defeat/ soon as my punches meet his teeth/
. . It's not an STD . . but SEE, PHIL IS weak!!/

So Ill be tossing lighters/ to burn this tiler/ with close to forty tyres/ for forcing cyphers/
. . cos I'm all out to make Phil-lament . . like I was constructing conducting wires!!/

I'm simply the sickest guy/ cos I spit the illest lines/
Hes ranked among the top 5 on here . . but if he tries to go toe-to-toe with me . . Ill slit his left thigh!!/

While I'm scripting real sweet bars/ hes spitting weak fillers/
so he has nothing more to give . . cos I make Phil-loss-offers . . like witty free thinkers!!/

I punch below the belt to rip his laps/

. . So lets now speak with facts/ I kill with mags/ and kill with mags/
. . this gay bitch is wack . ./ cos a peer at his timeline . . his most favourite words invite gays to kiss his @ss!!/

Ohhh wow!. That's good.

What bout the one you got walooped by LEE?

Update it please

mikuz:
. . So lets now speak with facts/ I kill with mags/ and kill with mags/

tauto-LOL-gy : )

3-words Mikuz is sick..... Phil-lament (filament)...phil-loss-offers (philosophers)

sleakid: What bout the one you got walooped by LEE?

Update it please

lmao

aieo: 3-words Mikuz is sick..... Phil-lament (filament)...phil-loss-offers (philosophers)

and I've used that "philament" wordplay against either dante or barack o'bars before when I was spittin some personals..

Nigguh am sure yhu read that battle, besides I did that battle before urs, and yu still went ahead to use it.

No wonder none of yur line was waowing to me.. @mikuz

@Mikuz
Good job dude

mailmalc: @Mikuz
Good job dude

Waoh . . . Thanks bro. Where 've you been na?

Chasing papers bro

Thought as much - Your presence around here na huge inspiration itself oh. I pray you stick around this time. Textceeing in NL is now something else. Everywhere just dry!