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I Prefa Dyin Dat Way Lol by Oloriebi22(m): 8:03am On Apr 20, 2013
An elderly man boarded a bus in
lagos with a pretty girl sitting
close to him. A young man
wanted to light a cigarette in the
bus.
MAN: What is wrong with you
young man, why would you light
a cigarette in this bus? Do you
want to kill this pretty girl here.
YOUNG MAN: Sorry sir...he put off
the light.
After a long time in the traffic
without movement, the pretty
girl stretched with her hands in
the air and a serious odour came
out from her armpit. Immediately
the elderly man said to young
man.
MAN: Light the ciga!
YOUNG MAN: Sir?
MAN: Are u deaf? I say light the
ciga!!!
YOUNG MAN: Ok sir.
[He lit d cigarette]
MAN: Blow it to my nose,
bloooow it!!!
YOUNG MAN: Yes sir.
MAN: It is better to die this way
than to die that way!
Re: I Prefa Dyin Dat Way Lol by donted(m): 8:51am On Apr 20, 2013
Oloriebi22: An elderly man boarded a bus in
lagos with a pretty girl sitting
close to him. A young man
wanted to light a cigarette in the
bus.
MAN: What is wrong with you
young man, why would you light
a cigarette in this bus? Do you
want to kill this pretty girl here.
YOUNG MAN: Sorry sir...he put off
the light.
After a long time in the traffic
without movement, the pretty
girl stretched with her hands in
the air and a serious odour came
out from her armpit. Immediately
the elderly man said to young
man.
MAN: Light the ciga!
YOUNG MAN: Sir?
MAN: Are u deaf? I say light the
ciga!!!
YOUNG MAN: Ok sir.
[He lit d cigarette]
MAN: Blow it to my nose,
bloooow it!!!
YOUNG MAN: Yes sir.
MAN: It is better to die this way
than to die that way!

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Oloriebi22: An elderly man boarded a bus in
lagos with a pretty girl sitting
close to him. A young man
wanted to light a cigarette in the
bus.
MAN: What is wrong with you
young man, why would you light
a cigarette in this bus? Do you
want to kill this pretty girl here.
YOUNG MAN: Sorry sir...he put off
the light.
After a long time in the traffic
without movement, the pretty
girl stretched with her hands in
the air and a serious odour came
out from her armpit. Immediately
the elderly man said to young
man.
MAN: Light the ciga!
YOUNG MAN: Sir?
MAN: Are u deaf? I say light the
ciga!!!
YOUNG MAN: Ok sir.
[He lit d cigarette]
MAN: Blow it to my nose,
bloooow it!!!
YOUNG MAN: Yes sir.
MAN: It is better to die this way
than to die that way!

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Re: I Prefa Dyin Dat Way Lol by Visocrate(m): 4:51pm On Apr 20, 2013
THIS JOKE HAS RESTORED MY MOOD NICE ONE

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Re: I Prefa Dyin Dat Way Lol by Oloriebi22(m): 5:52pm On Apr 20, 2013
donted:

Old joke. first to comment grin

Old joke. first to comment
is still new to some people tongue tongue tongue

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