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One Week To Live. by ademiller(f): 11:14am On Apr 10, 2008
WATS UP GUYS, WELL I JUST WANTED TO KNOW IF YOU WERE TOLD THAT U GAT JUST A WEEK TO LIVE, WAT ACTUALLY WILL U DO BEFORE UR ONE WEEK RUNS OUT? grin SOUNDS KINDA DUMB BUT I JUST WANNA KNOW WAT U GUYS WILL DO, I WANNA HAVE FUN HERE SO LETS MAKE THIS THREAD VERY INTERESTING, IF I HAD JUST A WEEK TO LIVE I WILL FLY TO THE U.S AND KISS BRAD PITT grin AND GO TO THE BARRACKS AND RAPE GUNPOINT FOR NOT RECRUITING ME ALL THESE YEARS grin
LET THE THREAD BE FUNFILLED O, AND I WANT U GUYS TO B AS HILARIOUS AS U HAVE ALWAYS BEING, CLEMCY, ITUEN AND COMPANY, SHOW YA TALENTS FOR HIA
Re: One Week To Live. by efuah(f): 11:56am On Apr 10, 2008
hehehehehe ur own na serious o grin errr. . . . as for me, i will spend all my money on the needy and pray.
Re: One Week To Live. by ademiller(f): 12:22pm On Apr 10, 2008
efuah i dey vexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, more we want more, pepsi ;d
Re: One Week To Live. by efuah(f): 12:28pm On Apr 10, 2008
vex for wetin?
Re: One Week To Live. by ademiller(f): 12:45pm On Apr 10, 2008
i dey vex for gunpoint na, come on guys lets hear more
Re: One Week To Live. by SamMilla1(m): 1:05pm On Apr 10, 2008
@poster, please next time, remember to unlock your caps before writing, makes this a kind of difficult to read
Re: One Week To Live. by ademiller(f): 1:35pm On Apr 10, 2008
yes Mr Moderator grin
Re: One Week To Live. by ademiller(f): 1:41pm On Apr 10, 2008
do u know ur my name sake?
im AdeMiller
ur Sam Miller
Re: One Week To Live. by segunpc(m): 2:23pm On Apr 10, 2008
if i get just one week to live , i go go live am for inside mr.biggs. i go chop all my money finish because i no wan anyone to chop am wen i don pai.
Re: One Week To Live. by ademiller(f): 2:45pm On Apr 10, 2008
haba Segun, u vex pass me o tongue
Re: One Week To Live. by clemcykul(f): 3:21pm On Apr 10, 2008
with one week 2 live, ill bla bla bla the world grin

Ade how now, long tyme? i beg take style dey pay ur nepa bill grin for 3months now light neva smell ur mud house embarassed

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Re: One Week To Live. by saucekid(m): 3:48pm On Apr 10, 2008
if i get one week
i go rob world bank
slap yar'adua
kill george bush
and sleep with beyonce,rihanna,kellis,danity kane, till i tire
Re: One Week To Live. by kayowalemi(m): 3:53pm On Apr 10, 2008
I go sleep with all my girlfriend tire so tay some of them go born me triplets because I no wan my family name to end. I be the only guy for my family.
Re: One Week To Live. by tessybaby(f): 7:23pm On Apr 10, 2008
dreamers
Re: One Week To Live. by SamMilla1(m): 7:35pm On Apr 10, 2008
saucekid:

if i get one week
i go rob world bank
slap yar'adua
kill george bush
and sleep with beyonce,rihanna,kellis,danity kane, till i tire
@saucekid, you wey dey snore like old 911 wey dey climb mountain, who go let u sleep with am even if u have one minute to live?
Re: One Week To Live. by TheSly: 7:43pm On Apr 10, 2008
I go finish my money! thats all! cool

And i go padlock my computer so nobody go fit inherit am! cool
Re: One Week To Live. by mukina2: 8:40pm On Apr 10, 2008
nor be you tongue

@ topic

hmmmm am still thinking grin grin
Re: One Week To Live. by jaymobb(m): 8:59pm On Apr 10, 2008
na so u go think d one wk go expire
Re: One Week To Live. by TheSly: 9:05pm On Apr 10, 2008
mukina2:

nor be you tongue

@ topic

hmmmm am still thinking grin grin

Yes mukina na me! cool
U think say as u arrange ur babe com steal my bicycle, u fit arrange for my pentium 0.5 Pc again? tongue
lai lai!!. . . tongue na chain i go chan this one. . .ur babe no fit do am anyting! cool
Re: One Week To Live. by Uche2nna(m): 9:09pm On Apr 10, 2008
Put my house in order by

--Making sure I am at peace with everyone I have ever crossed.

-- REPENT  grin

-- Spend time with my mum


--- Ask God to make the death painless  sad


@ Mukina
Wetin dey happen? You don divorce wenger? grin
Re: One Week To Live. by ThugLife1(m): 11:22pm On Apr 10, 2008
Duno
Re: One Week To Live. by ituen(m): 12:51am On Apr 11, 2008
As for me,

I go call all my wives and have a nice family conference with correct uninterrupted bla bla to crown it up.

On the last day b4 i go, i will put MAGUN for their body.

ANY1 HAS QUALMS WITH THAT?
Re: One Week To Live. by clemcykul(f): 10:27am On Apr 11, 2008
see wickedness grin
Re: One Week To Live. by ademiller(f): 10:52am On Apr 11, 2008
Haba clemcy, as per na u b d caretaker of my mud house ow come u no help me pay the bills na? afterall im in the bahamas na, no yet back from my vacation.saucekid for a week na him u go do all dat one, na u biko, na ur type i dey like, sharp sharp runs.
By the way madam clemcy, i asked wetin u go do if u had a week, ansa da question my friend, where is gunpoint ooooooooooooooo.
Re: One Week To Live. by tobiit(m): 11:11am On Apr 11, 2008
for me it would be normal regular week. Nobody will knows maybe this week is the last for somebody

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: One Week To Live. by tobiit(m): 11:17am On Apr 11, 2008
And for those of you want to do different things before eee grin paaai especially those with bad thought, You will just yourselves into trouble ( IKU GBONNA) grin grin grin rather than dying peacefully cheesy cheesy cheesy,
Re: One Week To Live. by clemcykul(f): 11:22am On Apr 11, 2008
@ tobit ol boi talk well na grin


Adebabie gunpoint is busy pounding yam and making turkey soup for me wink as for light i don import 1 911 of kerosine lamp for u grin shey u knoe say i be ur padi grin
Re: One Week To Live. by ituen(m): 7:28pm On Apr 11, 2008
hehehehe grin grin grin grin
Re: One Week To Live. by gilgee(m): 8:38pm On Apr 11, 2008
I no fit die alone na. I go poison my bal bla and bla bla all kuvuki high chiefs them children and wives. We must drown together oo
Re: One Week To Live. by ituen(m): 12:27am On Apr 12, 2008
what? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: One Week To Live. by tessybaby(f): 5:47pm On Apr 15, 2008
how shocked shocked shocked
Re: One Week To Live. by tufe(m): 6:23pm On Apr 15, 2008
ask again

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