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| I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by kayowalemi(m): 1:56pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
Judge: Mr Gbadebo are sure you are not lying to this court? Mr Gbadebo: My Lord sir, I have never lied in my entire life. The Judge consulted the jury Judge Do you think this man is not lying to us? A member of the jury replied the Judge A Juror Sir, there is no one as old as him who has never lied in his entire life. That's another lie to say. Judge The Judge looked at Mr. Gbadebo intently and knew he was dealing with a hardened liar and decided to be tactical with him. Mr. Gbadebo if you tell us the truth this court is ready to set you free. Are you ready to say the truth? Mr. Gbadebo No Sir. |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by segunpc(m): 2:19pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
lol[b]  [/b] |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by clemcykul(f): 3:27pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
lmao dat man get phd for lies |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by kingkams(m): 3:36pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
clemcykul: Point of correction, make him a professor.  |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by Nobody: 4:04pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
:d |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by aremuobj: 4:55pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
E be like say someone don steal my reply. Well I go post ham again Me too have never lied in my entire life. |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by folly69(m): 5:03pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
all liars in de house please stand up |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by tjtj1(m): 5:26pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
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| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by aremuobj: 6:10pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
folly69:I'm sure am not among them |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by tjtj1(m): 6:12pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
thts the first one |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by tessybaby(f): 7:17pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
all men are liars  |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by mukina2: 8:47pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
LOL |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by jaymobb(m): 9:00pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
tessybaby: minus me |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by tjtj1(m): 10:06pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
jaymobb:ya another liar |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by TheSly: 10:09pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
We`are all liars  |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by ThugLife1(m): 10:56pm On Apr 10, 2008 |
| funny |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by ituen(m): 12:40am On Apr 11, 2008 |
una know say me no dey lie |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by kayowalemi(m): 4:08pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
I know you no dey lie, se you know me too dey your category |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by aremuobj: 5:10pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
I don't know why people can't emulate me. My watchword na: Thou shall not lie |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by ituen(m): 11:33pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
ole grade 1 like u |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by tufe(m): 1:56pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
na so? |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by ituen(m): 4:59pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
check am well, u go see say i no dey lie |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by kayowalemi(m): 5:08pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Ituen You think you go pass if I buy you lie detector |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by evergie(m): 5:19pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
i have gone through all ituen's posts in NLD and the only thread he lied is this thread, where he said he dnt lie. *ever seen a militate who dont lie on daily bases* *i don travel* |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by tufe(m): 5:34pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
evergie, i no just grab anything wey you talk   |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by evergie(m): 6:02pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
What did u do with ur sckool fees? |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by gilgee(m): 6:26pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
Same thing wey you no gree do with yours. |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by evergie(m): 7:24pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
how u take know? ebi like say u dey there, by now he will be regretting. poor him. |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by ituen(m): 11:36pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
@evergie Na wetin go make u thin say na lie i go dey lie |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by gilgee(m): 12:41pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
because truth no dey his dictionary. |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by evergie(m): 12:46pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
c gilgee dey even talk, you wey den don comot the only tin wey dey talk true for ur body. |
| Re: I Have Never Lied In My Entire Life. by tufe(m): 1:18pm On Apr 13, 2008 |
@evergie i took my skool fees and paid that your LovePeddler of a wife for some good fu*king |
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