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Who No Be Thief? by Nobody: 6:18pm On Apr 10, 2008
We all condemn yahoo boys as though they are the only one's who are thieves. I no be yahoo yahoo boy and I no dey try support yahoo yahoo,but tell me who no be thief for this country?

Shey na the people who dey sit down for government offices stashing public monies into their private accounts?

Or Na the policemen wey no go ever stop to dey collect shandi (twenty naira) for illegal road blocks?

Or na Mama put wey dey sell 10Naira meat for 50Naira simply because people no go fit chop their amala without any meat?

Or na YOU wey you dey girraffe or dey do runce to pass exam or for university admission?

Or MTN,CELTEL and all these crazy networks wey dey give us very bad services at "premium rates". Abi why I go call yahkee for 12=N= per minute and call Princess wey dey for my very own domot for 30=N=? Is that not a fraud too?

Or na Nepa wey go dey bring bill when light no dey pass 30minutes in 24 hours?

Or na you wey dey sell fake electronics as original for your shop?

Or you wey dey buy 16 in 1 DVD knowing full well that it is a pirated material depriving the owners of the works of their legal earnings?

Or the Okada man wey no follow simple road just to make the ride worth 100=N= wey him wan charge simply because him don sabi say I be JJC for that area?


Or na the agbero wey dey collect money from driver like say na him buy bus for am?

Or the guy wey dey stay for the same garage everyday lying to people that he needs 200Naira to complete his transport fare back to school,flashing a fake ID CARD?


Or the guy wey dey collect 4 different kind of offering for church when him don turn God work to him own private business?

Or the stupid dj wey go leave correct songs and instead play wack songs simply because them don tip am?



Or WHO-WANTS-TO-BE-A-MILLIONAIRE people wey dey receive millions of nairs as entry fee weekly from people wey want sit on "hot seat" and end up asking questions they know are too tough?

Or The lagos lotto (whatever it is called) that wants you to quess 6 number correctly out of 49? (Very *fraudly*)


Or the NTA Network game show wey dey entice people with simple questions and make them loose 100NAIRA by not calling them back? (Those muthafckas make a lot of money and if you don't know that thing is one of nigeria's biggest ongoing tv scams)

Or the Pennywise guys and all those guys wey carry innocent nigerians money flee?

Or the lecturer wey go give you bonus 10 marks only if you buy that textbook directly from him for an inflated price?

Or the lecturer wey go give you A if you fit "arrange correct chick" for am?


Or you wey be say na only when your network get billing problem and them no dey comot your money when you call,you go come dey call all the numbers on your phone and even poeple wey no know you?

Or the oyinbo man wey go intentionally employ nigerians simply because he can under-pay them and make them do very difficult jobs?
Re: Who No Be Thief? by ituen(m): 12:17am On Apr 11, 2008
was posted under nairaland general topic

well its still nice to me
Re: Who No Be Thief? by Emad(f): 12:19am On Apr 11, 2008
talk true my brother
Re: Who No Be Thief? by ituen(m): 12:28am On Apr 11, 2008
Re: Who No Be Thief? by hotshawlng(m): 3:09pm On Apr 15, 2008

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