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For All My Fellow Drunkards by sammy6(m): 11:34am On Apr 11, 2008 |
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." ~ Jack Handy ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. " ~Frank Sinatra WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you aretougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading." ~ Henny Youngman WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not." ~ Stephen Wright WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" ~ Brian O'Rourke ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." ~ Benjamin Franklin WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza." ~ Dave Barry WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can! ~ Dave Howell WARNING:The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logicallyconverse with members of the opposite s e x without spitting. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ And saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went: "Well ya see, Norm, it's like this, A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know,kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers!!!!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by segunpc(m): 12:11pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
sammy u don try two thumbs up. |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by folly69(m): 12:19pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
this is great thumbs up man |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by nightnurse(f): 12:32pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk, we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin. When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all get drunk and go to heaven!" come to think of it, the above statement is somehow correct oo |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by SamMilla1(m): 12:36pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Weldone |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by evergie(m): 12:58pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
@$ammy One bottle of shine shine bobo for u jare. |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by tufe(m): 1:08pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
. . .at poster, here's my number 080419bottle. call me anytime, i wan drown you for beer |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by sincity(m): 1:11pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Several shots of PARAGA for the boy He's just too much @Nigthnurse you need take some bottles with me then u need not worry about the sin part. |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by aristole(m): 1:18pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Enough Shepe! for u. |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by evergie(m): 1:29pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
@Sincity I dnt tink nightnurse would like do anything with citysin, nt soon because she went for confession at st. holy catholic church las sat2day. |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by sammy6(m): 1:33pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Thanks guys for all the drinks. Today is Friday, Are you thinking what im thinking |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by sincity(m): 1:39pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
*everybody gather at the bar to take a drink* Bottles flowing and evergie comes in to join the fun and orders a bottle of coke* Downs it and orders one for the road * JEDI JEDI* |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by tufe(m): 1:59pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
**thunder go soon fire someone** |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by evergie(m): 2:05pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
*after enough shayo with sammy and the rest guyz, walking home* Saw sincty lying drunk in d gutter with a bottle of guiness malt under his armpit. |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by evergie(m): 2:14pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
tufe:**Rush in an grab my thunder protector jacket, Sincity rushed to d supermarket for the jacket and met out of stock sign** When d thunder go strike? |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by nightnurse(f): 2:42pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
1 bottle of Udeme for everyone in here, i go pay! |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by tufe(m): 2:47pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
follows night nurse behind. @evergie, what da devil do you think you are saying. i didnt comprehend anything from what you just said. |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by clemcykul(f): 3:03pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
goes of to take
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Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by evergie(m): 3:05pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
tufe:is devil ur other username? pls xplain |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by tufe(m): 3:20pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
. . . .u sure is a kid |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by sincity(m): 5:05pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
*thunder strikes and hits evergie on his stick, he was caught offguard not using his raincoat* *evergie turns to ashes and blown away to the sea* @nightnurse, Thanks for the drinks mate |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by tufe(m): 5:20pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
holds comment |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by sincity(m): 5:29pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
*re-holds comment* |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by evergie(m): 5:35pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
lol *thunder strikes evergie turned to ashes (disappeared) and reappeared in the other side of the sea while sincity was roasted by the strike* *Rush to the printer to print sincity obituary posters* |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by sammy6(m): 6:28pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Guys for real abeg na who wan buy beer this night, I go dey Yellow chillies for VI abeg. im wearing my chelsea jersey. |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by marlet01(m): 6:47pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
@ Poster Lovely |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by gilgee(m): 8:49pm On Apr 11, 2008 |
Al of una just dey smell of alcohol. Kai! |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by ituen(m): 12:42am On Apr 12, 2008 |
Dont mind them gilgee, Meanwhile, i'm chilling in my room with my wifey, tessy, sipping some 1876 french wine endorsed by Guillaume Berthaud de' villeir. This wine is taken after u've had ur meal of Cheese, red meat and chicken cacciatoria. $ammy: Guy u silly oh!! so u commot from your house, pay N2500 transport (taxi) to VI, siddon for bar, dey wait for NLDers to come buy u beer? Me i be chelsea fan but if u fit siddon wait till monday after our match, i go come give you big Ragolis water |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by evergie(m): 11:17am On Apr 12, 2008 |
bad mouth. |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by clemcykul(f): 12:08pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
hmmm |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by nenenwa: 12:18pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
nitty so u drinktoo? |
Re: For All My Fellow Drunkards by evergie(m): 12:33pm On Apr 12, 2008 |
sum ppl are drunk already wen nozzle never start. *imagine* |
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