A beautiful lady went to her
gynecologist. The doctor took one look
at the woman and all his
professionalism flew out the window.
He immediately told her to get
undressed.After she disrobed, the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While
doing so he asked her, 'Do you know
what I am doing?' 'Yes,' she replied,
'you are checking for abrasions or
dermatological abnormalities.' 'That's
right,' said the doctor.He then began to handle her Breasts. 'Do you know what
I am doing now?' he asked. 'Yes,' she
said, 'you are checking for lumps which
might indicate Breast Cancer.' 'Correct,'
replied the perverted doctor.Finally, he
mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked,
'Do you know what I am doing
now?''Yes,' she said, 'YOU’RE GETTING
HIV and GONORRHEA

A day came when akpors went to
school so in sch dy were askd to Go
nd draw animals outside the school
environs. They al left to draw nd when
dy submitted their drawing sheet. The
teacher was marking it bt when he came to akpors drawing sheet it waz
blank. The folowing conversation
took place btw hm nd d teacher.
TEACHER: akpos, where is the animal
that u drew in the book?
Akpos: Sir, i drew a goat eating grass but eventualy whn the goat finishd
eating d grass it ran away.