Help a brother; I was in this brt bus, when
she got in, I said,
'Hi good day'.
She just looked at me and did not reply.
'I am greeting you' I said.
'And so what?' she retorted.
As the bus moved, I offered her ipereke
(plantain chips) and she hissed at me
mteeew, then I quietly be myself.
When we got to Obalende, she alighted
before me with her big handbag looking
beautiful I must confess.
Shortly I heard a ping (Beep) the sound of
blackberry then I looked and saw a BB Z10
between d seats with her beautiful face on
the screen.
Quickly, I stopped, picked a bike and rushed
back to the junction where she had dropped
and luckily I saw her entering a fastfood joint
then I humbly called her 'hello... hello...'
She stopped and looked back.
When she saw me, she shook her head and in
disgust she said,
'Look at how stupid you are, so becos of a girl
you stopped where u are not supposed to
stop, Idiiiiiot!'
She went inside not knowing that I came to
give her her phone.
What will you do if you are in my shoes, I still
have the phone with me.