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A Stammer As A Good Marketer by furlee(m): 12:05pm On May 12, 2006
There was a vacancy announcement for a marketer in a book publishing company. They have just printed a new edition of a Book on Food and nutrition which has about 1000 pages. A stammer came along to the publisher and offered himself for the job. After a lenghty discussion on why he cannot do the job and he will not conceed to the fact, the publisher decided to try him with few copies of the book.

He left with the copies of the book and came back few hours later, He has sold all the books. Suprised the man gave him another set of books and the stammer returns back within few hours all books sold. Then the Publisher ask the stammer what was the secret he used in selling the books so fast. The stammer said, once he get to a house and knocks at the door. He would tell whoever comes at the the door

"Doooooooo Yoooouuuuuuu Waaaaaaaaannnnnntt Toooooo Buuuuuuy Thissssssss Booook Orrrrrrrr I Shhhhhooooooulllddd Reeeeeeaad iiiiiit to yyyyyuuuuuuuuu"
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by diddy4(m): 12:13pm On May 12, 2006
i too will buy the book than have him read. grin grin grin grin
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by kajad(m): 12:23pm On May 12, 2006
Me too lol grin grin grin
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by dm(m): 2:45pm On May 12, 2006
This is the Sh*t.
It cranked me up big time.
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Ddii(f): 3:01pm On May 12, 2006
i'll buy the book really fast
u can just imagine what would happen when u don't wanna buy and the guy is trying to convince u to buy
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Z4M4eva(f): 10:16am On May 13, 2006
l.o.l
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by benjay1(m): 3:40pm On Aug 26, 2008
@Poster Thumbs up.
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by tytylayor: 3:52pm On Aug 26, 2008
tnx for reviving d post wink grin
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by chioya(f): 5:08pm On Aug 26, 2008
lol
cool joke got me laffing loud cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by folly69(m): 5:31pm On Aug 26, 2008
read ke? shocked just give me too copies grin grin
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by folahann(m): 5:35pm On Aug 26, 2008
read my dog is listening
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Nobody: 6:01pm On Aug 26, 2008
@ poster

Nice joke but as old as hell.Heard it 1st time in junior class
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Jeovy(m): 6:05pm On Aug 26, 2008
apocalypse:

@ poster

Nice joke but as old as hell.Heard it 1st time in junior class



never knew you went to junior class

nice joke poster
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by dreday(m): 6:11pm On Aug 26, 2008
apocalypse:

@ poster

Nice joke but as old as hell.Heard it 1st time in junior class



Notice the joke was first posted 2 years ago
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Ladyrsky46: 5:09pm On Nov 24, 2010
smiley
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by freecocoa(f): 4:25am On Nov 25, 2010
Nice one,lol
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Nobody: 11:42am On Nov 25, 2010
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pls give me the whole copies and spare other people the horror of reading/listening
nice one
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by md4real(m): 12:44pm On Nov 25, 2010
cool cool cool
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by carmelia(f): 3:54pm On Nov 25, 2010
lolzzzz, nyc! grin grin grin

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