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A Stammer As A Good Marketer by furlee(m): 12:05pm On May 12, 2006 |
There was a vacancy announcement for a marketer in a book publishing company. They have just printed a new edition of a Book on Food and nutrition which has about 1000 pages. A stammer came along to the publisher and offered himself for the job. After a lenghty discussion on why he cannot do the job and he will not conceed to the fact, the publisher decided to try him with few copies of the book. He left with the copies of the book and came back few hours later, He has sold all the books. Suprised the man gave him another set of books and the stammer returns back within few hours all books sold. Then the Publisher ask the stammer what was the secret he used in selling the books so fast. The stammer said, once he get to a house and knocks at the door. He would tell whoever comes at the the door "Doooooooo Yoooouuuuuuu Waaaaaaaaannnnnntt Toooooo Buuuuuuy Thissssssss Booook Orrrrrrrr I Shhhhhooooooulllddd Reeeeeeaad iiiiiit to yyyyyuuuuuuuuu" |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by diddy4(m): 12:13pm On May 12, 2006 |
i too will buy the book than have him read. |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by kajad(m): 12:23pm On May 12, 2006 |
Me too lol |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by dm(m): 2:45pm On May 12, 2006 |
This is the Sh*t. It cranked me up big time. |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Ddii(f): 3:01pm On May 12, 2006 |
i'll buy the book really fast u can just imagine what would happen when u don't wanna buy and the guy is trying to convince u to buy |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Z4M4eva(f): 10:16am On May 13, 2006 |
l.o.l |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by benjay1(m): 3:40pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
@Poster Thumbs up. |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by tytylayor: 3:52pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
tnx for reviving d post |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by chioya(f): 5:08pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
lol cool joke got me laffing loud |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by folly69(m): 5:31pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
read ke? just give me too copies |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by folahann(m): 5:35pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
read my dog is listening |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Nobody: 6:01pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
@ poster Nice joke but as old as hell.Heard it 1st time in junior class |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Jeovy(m): 6:05pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
apocalypse: never knew you went to junior class nice joke poster |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by dreday(m): 6:11pm On Aug 26, 2008 |
apocalypse: Notice the joke was first posted 2 years ago |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Ladyrsky46: 5:09pm On Nov 24, 2010 |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by freecocoa(f): 4:25am On Nov 25, 2010 |
Nice one,lol |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by Nobody: 11:42am On Nov 25, 2010 |
pls give me the whole copies and spare other people the horror of reading/listening nice one |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by md4real(m): 12:44pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
Re: A Stammer As A Good Marketer by carmelia(f): 3:54pm On Nov 25, 2010 |
lolzzzz, nyc! |
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