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| Help Me Guys by tayork(m): 7:45pm On Apr 26, 2013 |
Nneka came to Lagos on a visit. She asked me for the 10k I promised her. I then told her thatI was on my way to Abuja. That she should take my ATM card & withdraw all she wants (knowingfully well that I had less than 3k ind account).As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left the house knowing she will come crying back to me. As I got to my junction, Steve, my friend called me on phone saying "Nnaa, thanks a lot I've paid the 80k back into your account". Mheeeen, see sweat!Tried calling Nneka's phone, switched off. Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, even 2k. Next thing I knew, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened? But what should I say  Please tellme ooohh! Nneka came to Lagos on a visit. She asked me for the 10k I promised her. I then told her thatI was on my way to Abuja. That she should take my ATM card & withdraw all she wants (knowingfully well that I had less than 3k ind account).As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left the house knowing she will come crying back to me. As I got to my junction, Steve, my friend called me on phone saying "Nnaa, thanks a lot I've paid the 80k back into your account". Mheeeen, see sweat!Tried calling Nneka's phone, switched off. Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, even 2k. Next thing I knew, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened? But what should I say Please tellme ooohh! Nneka came to Lagos on a visit. She asked me for the 10k I promised her. I then told her thatI was on my way to Abuja. That she should take my ATM card & withdraw all she wants (knowingfully well that I had less than 3k ind account).As soon as she kissed me & left, I quickly left the house knowing she will come crying back to me. As I got to my junction, Steve, my friend called me on phone saying "Nnaa, thanks a lot I've paid the 80k back into your account". Mheeeen, see sweat!Tried calling Nneka's phone, switched off. Next thing, debit alerts: 40k, 40k, even 2k. Next thing I knew, I found myself on hospital bed. Now they are asking me what happened? But what should I say Please tellme ooohh! 1 Like |
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