MY BELOVED WIFE HAVE REFUSED TO COOK FOR ME AND HAVE BEEN AVOIDING MY BEDROOM FOR THE PAST FOUR WEEKS. THEREFORE, I VE DECIDED TO SET UP AN AMNESTY COMMITTEE TO GRANT HER AMNESTY WITH SOME BENEFITS IF SHE ACCEPT THE AMNESTY,FAILURE TO ACCEPT IT,IT WILL BE FIRE FOR FIRE! MEMBERS OF THE COMMITTEE ARE :
MY FATHER IN-LAW(CHAIRMAN)
MY MOTHER IN-LAW
MAMA SHADE
MY LANDLORD
MAMA RUTH
MY SISTER
JUNIOR(SECRETARY)
BENEFITS OF ACCEPTING THE AMNESTY-SHOPPING IN PARIS,DUBAI,INCREASE IN MONTHLY HOUSE KEEP ALLOWANCE,NEW CAR ETC.
FAILURE TO ACCEPT AMNESTY WILL RESULT IN ME INVITING THE MEMBERS OF J.T.F.(NEW WIVES) TO RESTORE NORMALCY!