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Akpors At The Bar....rib Cracking by Slowvenom(m): 6:25pm On Apr 27, 2013
Akpos was at a bar,just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half ofan hour.Then,this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him,takes the drink fromthe guy,and just drink it all down.The poor Akposstarted crying.The truck driver says:,"Wetin happen Akpos,I was just joking, I'll buy you another drink.I just can'tstand to see u crying."
Akpos:No,it's not that. 2day is the worst of my life.First, I fall asleep,andI go late to my office.My boss,fires me.When I leave the building,to mycar, I found out it was stolen.The police said that they can do nothing.I get a taxi to return home,and when Ileave it,I remember I leftmy wallet and ATM cards there.The taxi driver just drives away."
"I go home, and when I get there, I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave home, and come to this bar. And just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up and drink my poison."

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