1. Going to your boy friend
without being invited = (off side)
2 .A girl who does ''woman on
top'' = (top goal scorer).
3. Dating a girl today and have
sex on that same day
= (free kick).
4. Condom = (goal keeper).
5. Condom breaks = (penalty).
6. A guy who talk bad about his
ex after sex = (Baloteli) 7.
Abortion = (red card).
8. A girl with lots of energy =
(captain)
9. Having sex without a condom
= (own goal).
10. Taking a lot of time to "cum" =
(man of the match).
11. A girl crying during sex =
(injury)
12. Running away wit ur pants
during sex = if u contact HIV=
FIFA don ban u (match postpond)
Any questions?...13. Ur gal remove ur d*ck from her pvssy= final whistle... #add yours#