These rules plenty o...Almost feel like I'm back to school.

1. Always post on topic. Do not derail or tribalize threads: Agreed.
2. Don't abuse, bully, deliberately insult/provoke, fight, or wish harm to any Nairaland member.: This place will be boring if we cant throw jibes sha. Most times I only come here looking for a fight.
3. Don't advocate or encourage violent actions against any person, tribe, race, or group of people.: Good idea.
4. intimate discussions must be restricted to the hidden sexuality section. Agreed but...
5. Don't post pornographic or disgusting pictures or videos on any section of Nairaland. Very True.
6. Don't post adverts or affiliate links outside the areas where adverts are explicitly allowed. Yes, you guys want to use style to deny Seun advert money. God don catch una.
7. Don't say or do anything that's detrimental to the success of Nairaland. Well...If I say something nice will I get paid?
8. Don't post false information on Nairaland. Absolutely.
9. Don't use Nairaland for illegal acts, e.g fraud, piracy, and spreading malware. Yahoo boys beware.
10. Don't expose the identity or post pictures of any Nairaland member without his/her consent. Yes o...If my Oga at the top knows who I am, I'll be sacked.
11. Don't create distracting posts e.g. posts in giant fonts or ALL CAPS or with silly gifs. I think it'll be better if you disable this feature.
12. Don't insert promotional signatures into your posts. Use the signature feature. Yes...You guys should better Pay for all advertisements. Nairaland is not a Charity.
13. Always report any post or topic that violates the rules of Nairaland. Still learning Amebor techniques.
14. Always search the forum before creating a new thread on Nairaland. Absolutely.
15. Don't attempt to post censored words by misspelling them. Na wa o...That means my Username may soon be banned.
16. Don't promote MLM schemes, HYIPS, or other questionable schemes on Nairaland. Yes, fully supported.
17. Don't post anything that could be considered offensive to Islam, especially in the muslim section. What about Christians?
18. Don't spam the forum by posting the same content over and over, to avoid being terminated. God bless you.
19. Don't create a new account when banned for breaking a rule. If you do, make sure we don't find out. Guilty as charged.
20. Cooperate with the moderators, super-moderators, and administrator. Treat them with respect. Sorry but i don't know the difference between a moderator, a super-moderator or an administrator.
21. Always post in proper English. The use of correct spelling, grammar and punctuation is compulsory. I pity those who failed English Language. Nairaland is only for people like us.