Simple Question:
“Why Did The Chicken Cross
The Road?”
GEORGE W BUSH:
We don't really care why the
chicken crossed the road. We just
want to know if the chicken
is on our side of the road or not.
The chicken is either against us
or for us.
There is no middle ground here.
BILL GATES:
I have just witnessed e-
Chicken2012 which
will not only cross roads, but will
lay eggs, file your important
documents, and balance your
checkbook; internet explorer is
an integral part of e-Chicken.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR:
I have a dream... and envision a
world where
all chickens will be free to cross
roads
without having their motives
called into question.
GOODLUCK EBELE J:
I guess it's a manifestation of our
transformation agenda for fresh
air. Meanwhile, we'll set up a
committee to look into that and
probably grant the chicken
amnesty.
PATIENCE JONATHAN
u see,i don't knew why the
chicken wil
behaviourance like that,the only
things i can said is that the
chicken can be an prostitute
GANI:
Why wont the chicken cross the
road? When
there is no light in her house. No
fuel in her car!No food in her
stomach! No job to do! Armed
robbers are after her eggs, the
schools are closed,..... ....why wont
it cross to the other side?
HON PATRIC OBAHIAGBON:
The question strikes to mind a
perpendicularity of oblivious
occurrences. The
rationale for the crawling species
of the hen folk for advancing
across the Broadway to the
obvious greener side, portray a
phantasmagoric allegory in my
homosapious
mind, that there is a reason. The
metaphoric
proposition may be that it is
going to cast its vote for Fresh
Democratic Party and hence
justifying it subconscious mind
that she has
done her civil biddings brou-
haha.
A COMMANDANT SOMEWHERE IN
AKPOS Country
The reason my chicken crossed
your road is
only going to remain known by
one person, I
cannot categorically tell you the
reason why my chicken crossed
your road now and only
my oga at the top knows...ehmm...
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