Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Daniel are u sleeping?'

Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Blackeye,

I was explaining my experience to my Teacher the reason i had a blackeye., in which she told me that 2 nights when my dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning I went back to school with a severe black eye again.

My Teacher Exclaimed: My goodness why the black eye again?

I replied: Dad asked me again, Daniel, are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a cat on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are u coming?

Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are u coming too?

Dad answered:- Yes..

Well they don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me o, I'm also coming.

I received the beating of my life that night!

Source >> http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/05/hilarious-joke-are-you-cuming.html

dani1luv: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Daniel are u sleeping?'

Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Blackeye,

I was explaining my experience to my Teacher the reason i had a blackeye., in which she told me that 2 nights when my dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning I went back to school with a severe black eye again.

My Teacher Exclaimed: My goodness why the black eye again?

I replied: Dad asked me again, Daniel, are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a cat on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are u coming?

Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are u coming too?

Dad answered:- Yes..

Well they don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me o, I'm also coming.

I received the beating of my life that night!

Source >> http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/05/hilarious-joke-are-you-cuming.html

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dani1luv: Our house is very small. Me, my mum, my dad, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my dad asks, Daniel are u sleeping?'

Then I say No & then he slaps my face & gives me a Blackeye,

I was explaining my experience to my Teacher the reason i had a blackeye., in which she told me that 2 nights when my dad asks again, keep dead quiet & don't answer.

The following morning I went back to school with a severe black eye again.

My Teacher Exclaimed: My goodness why the black eye again?

I replied: Dad asked me again, Daniel, are u sleeping? & I shut up & kept dead still. Then my dad & my mom started moving, u know, at the same time Mum was breathing eratically, kicking her legs up frantically & squealing like a cat on the bed. Then my dad asked my mum, are u coming?

Mum said, Yes I'm coming, are u coming too?

Dad answered:- Yes..

Well they don't usually go anywhere without me so I said, wait for me o, I'm also coming.

I received the beating of my life that night!

Source >> http://www.yabaleftonline.com/2013/05/hilarious-joke-are-you-cuming.html

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Funny! Thanks for making my day .

You can as well move it to the FP...

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